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My husband = Pregnancy Police

I admit it's very sweet and all.  But, oh my.  He's completely lost his mind and common sense after the miscarriage.  Here are the following things he's concerned about:

Q.) "Are you even allowed to eat hot dogs?  Aren't they deli meat?" 
A.) Um... no.  I ate them with Mia and Micah and they are (mostly) normal.  They are cooked afterall.

Q.) "Are you allowed to clean the bathroom?  That's quite a lot of fumes..."
A.)  Absolutely not.  That shall be your job.  And probably while I'm nursing too.

He's also concerned about: excercising, yardwork, everything I eat, drink, breathe, where the seatbelt hits my belly, etc etc etc.

Gracious. 

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Re: My husband = Pregnancy Police

  • You gave the correct answer to both questions. :)
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  • Let him know that you can't grocery shop either, the cart is too heavy...and you need monthly massages. ;)
  • I must have missed the announcement! congratulations-I'm so happy for you!
    -Clare
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  • lol, i've got one of those too.  i'm not allowed to inhale cleaner fumes (makes me wish i hadn't switched to mostly natural cleaners!)  i still reserve the chemicals for the bathroom though, so he's cleaning those now.
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    Let him know that you can't grocery shop either, the cart is too heavy...and you need monthly massages. ;)

    I always thought it was weekly?! lol.

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  • I think it's a must that he handle all cooking too... you know, you're too close to the microwave and that could emit all kinds of gaseous fumes.  :-)

    oh and nightly foot massages.  

    :)

  • imageaprilprincess:
    I must have missed the announcement! congratulations-I'm so happy for you!

    Thank you!  There wasn't a formal announcement.  I kinda snuck it in there.  And Happy birthday to your sweet girl!  (Per your ticker.  I'm terribly afraid it's wrong at the moment.)

     And thanks for the evil ideas lady.  I'll be trying them one at a time... we'll see what sticks.  ;)

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