Stolen from 12-24 board -- what's the craziest name you've ever heard?

ssmith325 · December 2010

Krystal Kuntz -- a dentist in my area LOL

My best friend is a Teacher, and she has a middle eastern boy in her class named "Maboob." Poor guy.

mara005 · December 2010

Jaime pronounced Hi- Me.

BMenz · December 2010

Sparkles...true story. She called in at work (I do health insurance customer service)

amandopolis · December 2010

Harry Wang. As for the most you-neek name ever, I once encountered an Aliscyn.

mlk7klm · December 2010

I had a friend named Rowbee'C.....They took initials from family memebers and put them together to form her name.

Cherryblossoms07 · December 2010

I have two names - Bleu Whale and Wolfgang Kirby

CheriLooWho · December 2010

I went to elementary school with a girl named Majabean (sp?). She's Indian. I think it's unique now.

I used to work with a girl named Princess. Yeah... the name did NOT suit her at all!

sapgirl76 · December 2010

One summer I temped for an insurance company and mailed out info packets to policy holders. I saw some wacky names, but the best was Dallas Dimples.

JWilson23 · December 2010

At the elementary school I where I used to work they now have a student named Oba Loney...that poor child!

LightBlue · December 2010

Shi'thead- A friend volunteers with teen moms and moms to be and one of her pregnant teens named her daughter this. My friend tried to explain that when the apostrophe is taken out of the name, what it says. She insisted that it was a perfectly fine name that she made up (oh really, hmm I wasn't sure) and went with it. So sad.

jkfranklin · December 2010

DH's cousin is going to name her baby Hunter, their last name is Buck so he will be Hunter Buck.

jonnygurl76 · December 2010

i used to work with a guy whose name was Martin Weiner. so sad.

starryeyeddreamer · December 2010

I used to work at a call center - and one of the veterinarian's that used to call in was named Dr. Slaughter.

Mereou12 · December 2010

No mention of the Jello twins yet? Or La-a? I'm shocked!!

I knew a guy in college named Tile. Yep, like the flooring. And I went to HS with brothers named Beau and Aero (bow and arrow...)

But the best (worst?) is my poor niece's half sister. Her first name is Heaven. Middle name Lee. Last name Music. Oh yes, that's right....HeavenLeeMusic. I can hear the angels singing now.... Ick!

Jessica011010 · December 2010

I work in a school and the first name that comes to mind is Jenna Toll (can sould like genital, especially when said over the loud speaker and asked to come to the office). I guess the high school students would just bust out laughing when her name was announced.

The other funny name was Jack Goff (make sure you say the G!). He worked through the county our school was in and would come and meet with some students about attendance. Our principal always had to call him Mr. Goff, as he was afraid he'd start laughing. The other crazy thing is that he was a Junior, why would you ever want to carry that name on?!?

sapgirl76 · December 2010

jonnygurl76:
i used to work with a guy whose name was Martin Weiner. so sad.

I went to high school with a Larry D ick.

Cornbreadsmom · December 2010

My old roommate went to HS with a Jack Mehoff.

ablou · December 2010

Queenie Poppy. It's wild, but not terrible (and it totally suited her!).

Valentines Day Baby · December 2010

Not as bad as the other names on here...but my dad knows someone named Dixie Dooley. His name always makes me laugh.

jaemiller · December 2010

5 or 6 years ago I subbed at a school and this little boys name was Soda Pop Johnson. I didn't believe it at first but there it was in the teachers grade book "Soda Pop Johnson".

Coxity · December 2010

A family in one of our school districts has five children: Manny, Guy, Sir, Mister and their sister Missy.

Another family has five children: Daisy, Donald, Mickey, Minnie and Gwen. (They knew they weren't going to have a sixth.)

redhotchili83 · December 2010

mara005:
Jaime pronounced Hi- Me.

This is DH's legal name....

The strangest name Ive ever personally encountered is a kid with the middle name Dammit. That was pretty rough.

LesleyKimball · December 2010

mara005:
Jaime pronounced Hi- Me.

This is just spanish. J is pronounced as an H. Juliana is pronounced huliana, joel is pronounced hoel,etc.

ESD_0707 · December 2010

The secretary at our church is Ginger Snapp. I also used to work with a Teddi Graham (married name).

wendic22 · December 2010

Prime...

Weird I know!

melpoteet · December 2010

Velvet, Hanson Fitte (hands and feet), chlymidia, dorkus, ranger, I could go on and on. I work in a medical office so we see all kinds.

Tula007 · December 2010

Rose Bush, who actually worked for Better Holmes and Gardens!

MSUMamaof2 · December 2010

A friend from high school just named her son Ryker Journey. My niece's name is Quincee Elaynah. Ugh. Poor kids.

grapeape73 · December 2010

LesleyKimball:
mara005:
Jaime pronounced Hi- Me.
This is just spanish. J is pronounced as an H. Juliana is pronounced huliana, joel is pronounced hoel,etc.

This. I have four students named Jaime (Hi-meh). It is a very common Spanish.

the funniest was a family in HS. Huey, Dewey, Louie, and their parents are Donald and Daisy.

the worst single name I have heard is Kool Kat. The library assistant at school named her son that.

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