Funny, sex-related, slightly TMI

ashleynicoles · November 2010

Okay so last night my hormones were absolutely raging and I was attempting to wake up DH gently for some late night play. No such luck, he was OUT (understandably so, as I've been up from about 3am-6am every night unable to sleep and he's stayed up comforting me.)

Sooooo.....I decided that a little bit of personal fun would do no harm. I summoned my vibrating friend and finally found a comfortable position.

Well the second I turned it on....DH says "hmmm hello?" I turned it off and said his name but he was still asleep. I turned it on another 4-5 times and everytime DH said, "hello?" I laughed so hard because I realized it sounds just like his phone.....so his sleeping subconscious was thinking he was getting a call and he was just trying to answer, lol.

Needless to say I didn't get the sexual pleasure I was seeking but I did get a good 20 minutes worth of laughter!

--halo-- · November 2010

Now there's a story for the baby book. hahahahah!

Roundrockgal79 · November 2010

That sounds like something that would happen with my DH. He usually makes a comment about my blood pressure monitor sounding like one of my friends! LOL

We had the opposite issue the other night. DH spent about 25 minutes trying to wake me up for it so by the time I was coherent enough he was definitely ready to go. I thought I was just having a really good dream and didn't want to wake up from it! hahaha