OMFG!! He touches EVERYTHING! I try not to totally freak so that he won't defy me on purpose but the germaphobe in me is secretly screaming inside. He also thinks he needs to be completely naked. So imagine me trying to hold his clothes, point the garden hose down so he doesn't pee ON me and make sure he doesn't contract the plague. Then there are the conversations. LMAO the potty talk where people can hear and the cheering for himself are ridiculously hysterical. Heaven forbid I go, he cheers for me and instructs me to use TP like I haven't been taking care of myself my whole life. I am going to start a blog called confessions from within the stalls: The adventures of potty training. He also jiggles the flusher constantly,GROSS! I am trying to teach him to use his foot. I feel like I need a gallon of hand sanitizer in my purse. What are your public bathroom practices? How do you keep them from touching everything and stripping? Boys will be boys I guess.