NBR bad santa gift ideas.......

at thanksgiving as a family we decide what to do for christmas presents. there are too many of us to get everyone there own presents so this year they decided we are doing  ten dollar gift cards to whatever we want. its suppose to be funny so i am thinking some place like spencers. any ideas this side of my family is kinda proper so i want to make it a lil over the top. 

any ideas would be helpful. i just cant think right now

thanks