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manda429manda429
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Dear Gymboree,

please stop making cute clothes.  I am about to have two kids in daycare and I don't need to be spending any more money on clothes.  I mean, between snow birds, sweet paris, and now the mischievious monkey line.  Really?  please stop.

Dear Biotchy Lady at Gymbo tonight,

Really, do you think you are the only person who "spends lots of money" at gymboree? And even if you do, do you think it gives you the right to berate the nice sales lady?  I mean, she told you 3 times she couldn't check the back because she was the only one in the store.  And she was bending over backwards to help you.  Please get a life.

Dear self, quit eating chocolate.  you might actually be able to start shopping for yourself if you could just stop eating...

Dear Jake, Say what you want about the baby crying, but you dear child cry WAY more than she does.

Dear Lauren, 4-5 hours in a row in the middle of the night... please.  I am really tired.

Dear Matt's boss.  Please don't send him to mexico next month.  for two weeks....

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  • Bride7-14-07Bride7-14-07 member

    Dear SIL, Your dog is NOT A HUMAN! Quit saying that she is! I also do not know what to think when you said Wally (dog) comes first for everything. I find it VERY disturbing when my sister asked you if you had a house fire, you said you could not answer the question when asked "would you save your baby or your dog first?"

    Dear MIL, You have never had a baby, so quit questioning every decision we make as parents! We put fleece hoodies on them in the car because they can not wear bulky winter coats in their seats!

    Dear DH- Is hunting season over yet?

     

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  • SusieDMBSusieDMB

    Dear MIL,

     Our tables hold 8.  You can't make 3/4ths of your groups have 5 or 6 people!

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  • lnrosslnross

    Dear work - please stop sucking so much.  You are making quiting and going on welfare look better and better each day.

    Dear homework - please do yourself.  I just don't have the time or the desire right now.

    Dear baby - please be ok and growing strong in there.  I can't wait to hear your heartbeat and see you again.  P.S. - A really strong kick or flip or something that your Mama can feel would really put her mind at ease.  Love you!

    Dear Abby (the dog) - please be understanding that we have to work.  I understand that our hours suck and we can no longer afford day care for you several days a week.  We are doing our best to get you lots of exercise and love.  Hang in there, it won't be this bad forever.  P.S. - I will not tolerate the chewing - no matter how bored you are.  You have chew toys -- USE THEM!!

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  • JenbenIUJenbenIU

    Dear DH,

    I know you had the day off today and you were sweet enough to run some errands and do some chores around the house while I worked.  It's SO nice to come home to a tidy, vacuumed house.  I love you!

    Love,

    Wifey

     

    Dear Baby,

    I'm SO excited to have you join our family.  We're going to have a great time with you.  However, you being a girl really throws a wrench in my already tight budget. Wink  I couldn't be more excited to throw that budget out the window though!

    Love, 

    Mommy

     

     Dear Student Loans,

     I still hate you.  Make yourselves useful and pay yourselves off.

    Your lifelong debtor.

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  • lemen99lemen99 member

    Dear God,

    Please make my baby feel better for the first time in 6 weeks.  Thanks. I can't take it another second.

     

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  • kelclay724kelclay724 member

    Dear med school,

    Please get better health insurance for your students. They will be doctors after all, don't they and their families deserve good insurance? 

    Dear DH,

    You are awesome. I am so glad I have you and our wonderful son. You are so great to us, we love you so much.

    Dear Penny the most annoying beagle ever,

    Please stop barking at inopportune moments. Yes, you are the best cuddle buddy ever and yes you are very sweet to Rowan but I can't stand it when you wake him up ALL.THE.TIME.  

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  • sarahann1941sarahann1941

    Dear left boob,

    Please stop hurting for no reason.  You are empty, you don't have thrush or mastitis.  The whole stabbing pain randomly is not fun.  Thank you.

     

    Dear Nora,

    PLEASE SLEEP on something other than you dad and me. We are dying over here.

     

    Dear Evie,

    Thank you for being such a sweet little toddler.  If not for your happiness your dad and I would not be making it.

     

    Dear Dogs,

    Please walk yourselves and get tired, you are DRIVING ME CRAZY!

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  • NDwife07NDwife07

    Dear Tonsil,

    Shrink already, dammit. I'm hungry but can't swallow.

    Love, Withering Away

     

    Dear House,

    Please clean yourself.

    Love, Living in Filth but Too Tired to Care

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