January 2011 Moms

DH did you just call me fat?

today i was standing in our dining room waiting for our dogs to finish thier business while DH was making coffee, and he said to me "Your belly makes you look skinny"

thanks? does that mean I'd look fat if not for the belly?

luckily he realized how it sounded after he said it and tried to save himself and was like "I mean your belly it's so big and you're just not..."

Re: DH did you just call me fat?

  • ha! they really don't think before they talk.
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  • imagemzclaire:
    ha! they really don't think before they talk.

    They really don't!

    Last night DH and I were talking about someone in particular, right after we had just finished commenting about how tired I am all the time, and he said "yeah and (she) is a lazy fat butt too." I stopped, and looked at him and said "Did you just kind of refer to me as a lazy fat butt?!?" LOL.

  • Ha, glad he caught it himself.
  • imagebrymanda:
    Ha, glad he caught it himself.

    so am i. i didnt want to have to *** him out and risk waking the sleeping beast (his grandmother)

  • So funny.  The other day, husband says to me... "Your belly makes your boobs look small"  um, they're bigger than DD, they're no where near small.  He didn't understand why I wasn't impressed with his comments.  CLUELESS!  But they're so cute sometimes.
  • Mine told me I looked like a bell the other day LOL. He's loves to give me sh*t. I'd get mad if it wasn't so funny.
  • This is definitely something my husband would say.  On Saturday my mom said I was huge.  I told DH that I thought I looked good and asked him if I looked huge.  His response was "you're pregnant".  I told him I understood that but I wanted to know if I looked HUGE.  He gave me a look and when he realized there was only one good answer, he said "of course not.  I think you look great, especially to be in your third trimester."  I guess he is learning.
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  • LOL! Yea, the other day I told SO "I look like a cow in this dress" and without looking up he says "no you don't, unless it's white with black spots, then you are better off not wearing it"
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