DH just called me "We're out of sandwich bags. What should I wrap my sandwich in, ceran wrap or tinfoil?" Me: "Is this a serious question? Both will work just fine but I prefer tinfoil". DH: "how about my grapes. I put my grapes in a sandwhich bag so now I don't know what to do". Me: "Why don't you put them in the small square tupperware container? You know, the ones I bought specifically to portion control lunch snack items like grapes". DH: "Oh...yeah I guess it saves plastic bags". Seriously? The man fought in a war and can pick out a fake dollar bill with a glance but he can't figure out how to pack his lunch when his normal routine is shaken because we are out of sandwich bags? What saddens me even more is the fact that once I'm a SAHM I'll probably be packing his lunches for him and one day he'll have to pack his own and will forget how to do it all together.
Re: NBR: How do men survive without women?
Seriously laughing. out. loud.
If DH makes himself ravioli, he'll call me at work to ask how long to nuke it for- and it's on the freaking can!
Yet he wants to act like I'm the one who can't survive without him... I really fear my first deployment after LO is here and DH is completely responsible for taking care of him... poor kid will probably eat ramen the whole time.
Carina 12.28.2010 | Aurelia 9.23.12 | Chart - Round 3
My DH asks questions while trying to cook dinner "How do I cut this and with what knife", "How long should this be on for", "What pan do you I use, what spoon do I use" and then he gets mad at me if I just try and take over cooking because "he wants to cook". Seriously hunny if you want to cook leave me alone and figure it out yourself.