So, I went to a funeral this week.
We're hanging out at the wake when cousins A & B arrive - cousin B with her 6 month old. (A&B are sisters)
Auntie X slides up and starts talking about how A must be "barren" because she doesn't have kids yet, she's married, her little sister already has one - I guess it's a contest? First to 5 kids gets a prize?
X decided to go "ask them about it". Yes, because that's the most appropriate thing one can do at a wake - ask if you're, and I quote, "Barren".
I talk her out of it because it's a wake, she might be sad, (It's only grossly inappropriate) and if she wanted to talk about it X would surely be her first choice. (Lies! Total lies! We avoid her because of this complete lack of discretion)
My thoughts:
A) She wants to have kids but has a different timeline with her DH
She's having trouble having kids
C) It's none of my *** business because I'm not married or having sex with either of them.
I see A later and tell her that Auntie X was blowing her mouth off about family conflict #1, #2, A's lack of children, #3 - just so she knows it might come up.
There was not nearly enough drinking at this wake - can't decide if it would have made things better or worse.
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Wow. Sounds like an interesting trip. These were your H's family, right? I would be sad to be related to this Auntie X
On a side note, now I have The Smiths stuck in my head
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The same story? Not the same, but similar. Sorry if it was confusing. Also I'm fuzzy from jet lag so I may have posted inappropriately. I'm not sure if funerals make people weird, or if DH's family just is. Long week.
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Thanks for the info.
More to the point, I probably shouldn't be on the internet until I get a little more sleep!