F/U to BFPB (Application)

BonitaKaz · October 2010

Thank you to all who are intersted in being my BFPB.

Obviously I cannot BFPB all of you, thus we will narrow the pool by a simple application.

Bump SN: ____________
Date Joined: __________

Are you a Newb: Y or N

Do you find ambigiously gay super heros freakin' hilarious(copyright: Melissa721, 2010): Y or N

Who is your favorite gay super hero: __________

In 10 words or less:

Unicorns? ______________

Facebook Stalking? _____________

The "C-word"? ______

The "F-word"? _______

Puppies? _________

Beaches? (bonus points if you have a beach house to visit) ______

Essay:

Why are you the best potential BFPB? Are you 1000% sure you deserve a rose?

melissa721 · October 2010

Is there an application fee? If so, who do I make the check out to?

BonitaKaz · October 2010

melissa721:
Is there an application fee? If so, who do I make the check out to?

Good question... 1st 5 applications are free... after that it's $1 BIL, made out to BonitaKaz c/o BFPB- Bachelorette Style

laceyann2008 · October 2010

BonitaKaz:
Thank you to all who are intersted in being my BFPB.

Obviously I cannot BFPB all of you, thus we will narrow the pool by a simple application.

Bump SN: ___laceyann2008_____
Date Joined: __9/3/10 @ aprox 1400hrs________

Are you a Newb: Y or N... technically, yes. I have a newb tag

Do you find ambigiously gay super heros freakin' hilarious: Yes

Who is your favorite gay super hero: __how about villian? If not, I want to see a Flash and Wolverine hookup...rough and fast, right?

In 10 words or less:

Unicorns? _green glitter up vag produces them__

Facebook Stalking? ____check._________

The "C-word"? _only towards those that deserve it_

The "F-word"? __sorry but yes_____

Puppies? ___none made out of rainbows and I'm okay______

Beaches? (bonus points if you have a beach house to visit) __born in Florida, Aunt has beach house I visit twice a year____

Essay:

Why are you the best potential BFPB? Are you 1000% sure you deserve a rose?

I sucked at English class (lies.) I chose to skip this portion of the test in hopes that my answers above will be enough. Now ask me if this worked in English class, because it didn't and I doubt it will now but hey, it's worth a try

JuneButterfly85 · October 2010

Bump SN: ___JuneButterfly85_________
Date Joined: ___Its over there <-------_______Are you a Newb: Y or N- To the bump? Yes.Do you find ambigiously gay super heros freakin' hilarious: Y or N-F&*^ yeah!Who is your favorite gay super hero: _____Opitiumus Prime...he just seems like he likes the manbots_____In 10 words or less:Unicorns? ____People who tell these jokes are....CORNY *budum bum!*__________Facebook Stalking? _____Hilarious. I like seeing my exes who are now losers________The "C-word"? __Which C word?____The "F-word"? __I drop them bombs!_____Puppies? ___They are four legged children who I can leave at home alone legally______Beaches? (bonus points if you have a beach house to visit)_What did you call me!?.....Oh, you said BEACH.____Essay:Why are you the best potential BFPB? Are you 1000% sure you deserve a rose?----No, I just did this for sh!ts and giggles

maybebride · October 2010

And now I will have the theme from "The Ambiguously Gay Duo" in my head the rest of the evening. Awesome. Wink

FyreFry5 · October 2010

maybebride:
And now I will have the theme from "The Ambiguously Gay Duo" in my head the rest of the evening. Awesome.

Yes I've been singing it for the past 10 minutes!

leathersmel4 · October 2010

Thank you to all who are intersted in being my BFPB. Obviously I cannot BFPB all of you, thus we will narrow the pool by a simple application.

Bump SN: leathersmel4-better known as MEL!

Date Joined: 06-16-10

Are you a Newb: No

Do you find ambigiously gay super heros freakin' hilarious: hahahaha

Who is your favorite gay super hero: ANOLE-his lizard like qualities mean he has a prehensile tongue...just saying.

In 10 words or less:

Unicorns? Are awesome with glitter spewing from the rear end

Facebook Stalking? Is sometimes necessary, not always

The "C-word"? ***? I hate that word

The "F-word"? Sounds trashy, but sometimes used if needed.

Puppies? With rainbows, not my style yo'!

Beaches? (bonus points if you have a beach house to visit) Are my getaway...no beach house =[

Essay: Why are you the best potential BFPB? Are you 1000% sure you deserve a rose?

Because I am loving, caring, honest, true, freaking awesome, dedicated, hilarious, superb, and all around amazing.

I do have one BFPB(MrsBaker) and you can ask her, I keep tabs on how she is doing daily. I make it my personal mission to make sure she knows I care. I text her daily, and we tell secrets!

StephK · October 2010

Is there a time limit for submitting applications?? I'm busy fighting Melissa for you - and handing out candy to trick or treaters. I should get bonus points! Cool

melissa721 · October 2010

StephK:
Is there a time limit for submitting applications?? I'm busy fighting Melissa for you - and handing out candy to trick or treaters. I should get bonus points!

::writes a secret note to Bonita::

Dear Bonita,

Steph, clearly has WAY too much going on to be a supportive BFPB for you. She won't make you her number 1 priority. Cut the b!tch loose.

Love and Lollipops,

Mel

::passes note::

StephK · October 2010

BonitaKaz:
Thank you to all who are intersted in being my BFPB.

Obviously I cannot BFPB all of you, thus we will narrow the pool by a simple application.

Bump SN: _StephK___________
Date Joined: _five cycles ago_________

Are you a Newb: Y or N

Do you find ambigiously gay super heros freakin' hilarious: Y or N

Who is your favorite gay super hero: Powdered Toast Man (Ren and Stimpy) "Cling tenaciously to my buttocks". If you didn't watch Ren and Stimpy, and if it can't Batman or Robin, it would have to be the Ambiguously Gay Duo!.__________

In 10 words or less:

Unicorns? _Should always fart glitter and ejaculate rainbows. Obviously._____________

Facebook Stalking? Is to be encouraged. Like I said in my first response, you may need to teach me the ropes. ;)_____________

The "C-word"? I have to be very upset to bring out the C U Next Tuesday. I sometimes happens when I'm driving.. ______

The "F-word"? Is a verb, a noun, an adjective_______

Puppies? Belong with rainbows and unicorns and I love them and hug them and call them George (or Molly)_________

Beaches? (bonus points if you have a beach house to visit) I can got engaged at the beach and I have a hook-up for an oceanfront condo!______

Essay:

Why are you the best potential BFPB? Are you 1000% sure you deserve a rose?

I'm 10000% sure I deserve a rose. I am the best potential BFPB because I am awesome. I have demonstrated I will throw down for you, including partial nudity. Pick me!

BonitaKaz · October 2010

StephK:
BonitaKaz:

Thank you to all who are intersted in being my BFPB.

Obviously I cannot BFPB all of you, thus we will narrow the pool by a simple application.

Bump SN: _StephK___________
Date Joined: _five cycles ago_________

Are you a Newb: Y or N

Do you find ambigiously gay super heros freakin' hilarious: Y or N

Who is your favorite gay super hero: Powdered Toast Man (Ren and Stimpy) "Cling tenaciously to my buttocks". If you didn't watch Ren and Stimpy, and if it can't Batman or Robin, it would have to be the Ambiguously Gay Duo!.__________

In 10 words or less:

Unicorns? _Should always fart glitter and ejaculate rainbows. Obviously._____________

Facebook Stalking? Is to be encouraged. Like I said in my first response, you may need to teach me the ropes. ;)_____________

The "C-word"? I have to be very upset to bring out the C U Next Tuesday. I sometimes happens when I'm driving.. ______

The "F-word"? Is a verb, a noun, an adjective_______

Puppies? Belong with rainbows and unicorns and I love them and hug them and call them George (or Molly)_________

Beaches? (bonus points if you have a beach house to visit) I can got engaged at the beach and I have a hook-up for an oceanfront condo!______

Essay:

Why are you the best potential BFPB? Are you 1000% sure you deserve a rose?

I'm 10000% sure I deserve a rose. I am the best potential BFPB because I am awesome. I have demonstrated I will throw down for you, including partial nudity. Pick me!

OMG I forgot about powdered toast man I loved Ren & Stimpy!

Steph, Will you accept this rose??

StephK · October 2010

BonitaKaz:
StephK:
BonitaKaz:

Thank you to all who are intersted in being my BFPB.

Obviously I cannot BFPB all of you, thus we will narrow the pool by a simple application.

Bump SN: _StephK___________
Date Joined: _five cycles ago_________

Are you a Newb: Y or N

Do you find ambigiously gay super heros freakin' hilarious: Y or N

Who is your favorite gay super hero: Powdered Toast Man (Ren and Stimpy) "Cling tenaciously to my buttocks". If you didn't watch Ren and Stimpy, and if it can't Batman or Robin, it would have to be the Ambiguously Gay Duo!.__________

In 10 words or less:

Unicorns? _Should always fart glitter and ejaculate rainbows. Obviously._____________

Facebook Stalking? Is to be encouraged. Like I said in my first response, you may need to teach me the ropes. ;)_____________

The "C-word"? I have to be very upset to bring out the C U Next Tuesday. I sometimes happens when I'm driving.. ______

The "F-word"? Is a verb, a noun, an adjective_______

Puppies? Belong with rainbows and unicorns and I love them and hug them and call them George (or Molly)_________

Beaches? (bonus points if you have a beach house to visit) I can got engaged at the beach and I have a hook-up for an oceanfront condo!______

Essay:

Why are you the best potential BFPB? Are you 1000% sure you deserve a rose?

I'm 10000% sure I deserve a rose. I am the best potential BFPB because I am awesome. I have demonstrated I will throw down for you, including partial nudity. Pick me!

OMG I forgot about powdered toast man I loved Ren & Stimpy!

Steph, Will you accept this rose??

Awww, most definitely! Embarrassed

melissa721 · October 2010

::glares at steph from across the board and mouths: "Watch your back..."::

brianna* · October 2010

melissa721:
::glares at steph from across the board and mouths: "Watch your back..."::

Melissa, you crack me up.

StephK · October 2010

melissa721:
::glares at steph from across the board and mouths: "Watch your back..."::

::Thinks she should make a post request for Bump Bodyguards... ::

BonitaKaz · October 2010

StephK:

melissa721:
::glares at steph from across the board and mouths: "Watch your back..."::

::Thinks she should make a post request for Bump Bodyguards... ::

Maybe we need a Bump Classified Category... lol

BarooGirl · November 2010

_Brianna_H:

melissa721:
::glares at steph from across the board and mouths: "Watch your back..."::

Melissa, you crack me up.

Same here.

This and the cut you/ vasaline post have me cracking up at my desk while catching up on the bump from the weekend!

melissa721 · November 2010

BarooGirl:
_Brianna_H:

melissa721:
::glares at steph from across the board and mouths: "Watch your back..."::
Melissa, you crack me up.

Same here.
This and the cut you/ vasaline post have me cracking up at my desk while catching up on the bump from the weekend!

::winky face:: (My Mac doesn't let me use the smiley!)

<---- For you Brianna!

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