A convo from last night

Hyfagal · October 2010

Me: OMG I've been so horny I couldn't wait to get home and jump your bones........but then I remembered how awful it was last time so I don't want to.

H: Indifferent

Me: Oh stop it. I saw you sucking in your belly to avoid touching mine!

H: Bahahaha yeah it was pretty bad.

Sigh. Will it ever be fun again?

CutieBean79 · October 2010

Yep - exactly why I don't like sex anymore. Plus I'm never in the mood. But its just so awkward and my husband has a bigger belly than me!

Hyfagal · October 2010

buffyanne02:

Sounds like you need to hop on pop.Pop being DH and not your father, fyi.

No I got it. ::gets in shower::

mommydale · October 2010

Hyfagal:
buffyanne02:

Sounds like you need to hop on pop.Pop being DH and not your father, fyi.

No I got it. ::gets in shower::

lol. i almost fell out of my chair, im seriously crying over here because i am laughing so hard. DH is the exact same way!!!!

CurvyFashionista2014 · October 2010

There's always reverse cowgirl! No belly touching!!

Lilena · October 2010

Yeah missionary is fail now a days, my hubby has a little budda belly and with mine it's just.. ugh *headdesk* And alot of other normal positions are just super uncomfy now that I'm pregnant.

We are doomed!

SBieste · October 2010

So, is it worse NOW as you try to work around the belly, get up the energy to even do it, and be uncomfortable the majority of the "moment", or is it worse AFTER birth when you're exhausted and trying to find the time around a crying baby?.....I wish I would have known to "live it up" before getting "knocked up"

shalenap · October 2010

We had a really awful time and I thought 'great that must be it for us'. We even talked about how bad it was after. But the hormones took over a week later and we did it again and it was great! So maybe one bad time doesn't mean all the magic is over?

Hyfagal · October 2010

It's gotten progressively more uncomfortable. I nearly went through the ceiling (trying to get away not with pleasure) when it actually got to the pentration part last time. Then I kept running to the bathroom thinking I was about to pee the bed when I realized I was having contractions.

Nope, it's just not worth the work now. We still fondle each other like teenagers but my vag is on lockdown.

AshasaurusRex · October 2010

This is why we're switching it up doggy style.

o2bme · October 2010

Once you have the baby sex will be even better than pre-pregnancy.

locash · October 2010

I'm seriously thinking of closing up shop. Last week, it hurt like a motha, he was uncomfortable, I was uncomfortable, the baby was kicking. It was just bad. And I spooged for a full day after. Just a complete mess. I think it'll get even worse when my boobs start to leak. Ugh.

And I'm not even tempted to try other positions, given how much it hurt missionary...

Soon2BMrsBoylon · October 2010

AshfieldMay:
This is why we're switching it up doggy style.

THIS! SO.MUCH.BETTER.

CutieBean79 · October 2010

o2bme:
Once you have the baby sex will be even better than pre-pregnancy.

Yea, I don't buy it. People said pregnancy sex is awesome and it sux.

AlaskanKisses · October 2010

I love the laying on the side and him straddling the leg laying on the bed and the other let up in the air/him holding it. It is very nice and belly doesn't get in the way, but my all time favorite is face down a*s up. yep, oh how I love sex.

and for us like PP said after baby and all healed up sex just seems to get better, just don't try to do it without a bra and the leak cups on while BFing or else you will drowned him with milk when you O. Embarrassed

I still get made fun of for that...

rae_dylanzmom · October 2010

AlaskanKisses:
and for us like PP said after baby and all healed up sex just seems to get better, just don't try to do it without a bra and the leak cups on while BFing or else you will drowned him with milk when you O. I still get made fun of for that...

LMAO. Thanks! Yeah, creativity and willingness to try new positions seems to be required for making the belly (or bellies) less problematic.

bootsnbananas · October 2010

Dude totally do it doggy style.

TMI but thats how we did it last night (after some decent foreplay) and it was the most comfortable it's been in weeks. (and fun too)

Soon2BMrs.Monty · October 2010

AlaskanKisses:
I love the laying on the side and him straddling the leg laying on the bed and the other let up in the air/him holding it. It is very nice and belly doesn't get in the way, but my all time favorite is face down a*s up. yep, oh how I love sex. and for us like PP said after baby and all healed up sex just seems to get better, just don't try to do it without a bra and the leak cups on while BFing or else you will drowned him with milk when you O. I still get made fun of for that...

That was hilarious! I just burst out laughing at work and water came out my nose!!! SO FUNNY!!!!! I HAVE TO SHOW THIS TO MY DH!!!!

ashgirlxo · October 2010

lolololol

BabyShipp · October 2010

AlaskanKisses:
I love the laying on the side and him straddling the leg laying on the bed and the other let up in the air/him holding it. It is very nice and belly doesn't get in the way, but my all time favorite is face down a*s up. yep, oh how I love sex. and for us like PP said after baby and all healed up sex just seems to get better, just don't try to do it without a bra and the leak cups on while BFing or else you will drowned him with milk when you O. I still get made fun of for that...

This made me crack up! I'll have to remember these words of wisdom

& I agree with Ashfield, do it doggy style. Feels great, no belly issues !

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