I caught my parents once...

MrsShackleford · October 2010

..having sex.

I was about 12 and we were camping. My sis and I were sleeping in the conversion van while my mom, step dad, bro and sis in the tent camper.

It was a stormy night, so I went to the camper to tell them of a tornado warning.

I found my mom sitting naked on my step dad. <shudder>

My bro and sis were about 2 and 4 years old, and there is NO privacy in the old tent camper.

I have no idea what they were thinking.

mlf625 · October 2010

Gross. I did, too. We were on a family vacation with adjoining rooms. I had a tummy ache so went to find my mom, opened their door, and saw ... you know. I threw up on their floor. Bwahaha.

EMTX · October 2010

mlf625:
Gross. I did, too. We were on a family vacation with adjoining rooms. I had a tummy ache so went to find my mom, opened their door, and saw ... you know. I threw up on their floor. Bwahaha.

No you did not! (Really??) That is absolutely hilarious!

mlf625 · October 2010

EMTX:
mlf625:
Gross. I did, too. We were on a family vacation with adjoining rooms. I had a tummy ache so went to find my mom, opened their door, and saw ... you know. I threw up on their floor. Bwahaha.
No you did not! (Really??) That is absolutely hilarious!

Yep. Talk about ruining the mood! LOL! It was the start of a horrible flu bug that all 3 of us kids ended up getting, we spent the drive home throwing up in ice cream buckets.

Kristen0709 · October 2010

I never walked in on them but I heard them ALL.THE.TIME. I swear I'm permanently damaged, when I was 12 I told my mom she needed to learn to be quiet because we share walls and it freaked me out. Seriously gross.

michelleaxo · October 2010

EMTX:

mlf625:
Gross. I did, too. We were on a family vacation with adjoining rooms. I had a tummy ache so went to find my mom, opened their door, and saw ... you know. I threw up on their floor. Bwahaha.

No you did not! (Really??) That is absolutely hilarious!

O.M.G. that is sooooo funny

michelleaxo · October 2010

I once opened up my dad's nightstand drawer and saw their...um...toys. Ick!

I also saw my Grandfather stark naked. I was staying at their house and he forgot I was there. I was going down the hall to get breakfast and he came out of the bathroom naked. We both saw each other and booked it in opposite directions. No one ever said a word about it.

SaraLouiseBride08 · October 2010

I don't remember ever seeing my parents, but I heard them. Haha, I remember one time in particular, my Dad had just retired and my parents were going through a ... romantic phase. I was in high school and about 17. I came home at 2:30 in the morning expecting everyone to be asleep. My brother and sister were downstairs in the den with the TV on with weird looks on their faces. When I asked why my mother was on the treadmill at 2:30am, they informed me that it wasn't the treadmill making all that noise. My poor siblings, I just turned around and left again!

mlf625 · October 2010

michelleaxo:
I also saw my Grandfather stark naked.

OMFG. I'd claw out my eyeballs.

EMTX · October 2010

This thread is ridiiiic.

Sara, that is both horrifying and hysterical!

brideonjuly8 · October 2010

I never caught them in the bed, but I walked in and they were both in the shower. Giggling. Thank GAWD for shower curtains.

amyliisa · October 2010

I never walked in on them, but I heard them once and it totally grossed me out. I was 17 and came home from babysitting one night sometime after midnight. I heard them as soon as I walked in the door and didn't know what to do. So I sat down and started playing the piano - I guess I wanted to let them know I was home so they would STFU. A month later, my dad announced that he was leaving us for his girlfriend he'd been shagging for the past 6 months. ::Shudder::

nanann · October 2010

Ahhhh, this just brings back way too many memories of hearing my parents through the walls.

Back a while ago after my sister and I had moved out of the house, we finally had the gall to ask my Mom who went to the bathroom after touring Singapore. Because somebody ALWAYS went to the bathroom.

My mom was horrified that we heard them, but then we were horrified by her answer -- that they both did and just flushed once! EWWW YUCK that just skeeved us out even more!

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