HOLY embarassing

KoriBrett · October 2010

Took DD out for a "no stinky boys allowed" night, she decided she wanted some new craft stuff. In line to pay at Michaels she yells "look out, I have to FART!!" to the unsuspecting woman behind us. Aimed her butt out to the side instead, did it, excused herself, and then told the lady "I put my butt over there so it wouldn't be stinky"

Insert mommy having a chat with DD about when we do and do NOT talk about farts lol

joy143dh · October 2010

awesome. I love when I witness those mommy/child moments. DS asked me at Hannafords the other day "is that thing [cashier] a mommy or daddy."

Rebekah1021 · October 2010

That's too funny! What did the lady say?

DD usually lets them fly and then acts surprised that it came from her. She'll usually say, was that me?

ETA: Farts are quite comical in my house.

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wifetoawookie · October 2010

Seriously Kori, I think we are raising the same child. They were both fixated on death and now farts (thank you DH). I have been drowning DD in "all you need to say when you fart is excuse me. You don't have to tell everyone that you farted or that it stinks or that it's gonna get them." Seriously going to be the death of me and now DH points them out because he things its funny. Ugh...

Mc_Newlywed · October 2010

This is awesome and totally made me laugh!

jettagurl · October 2010

oh dear. I would have died.

camrude · October 2010

That made me smile. Ha!

Thanks to my dad, DD is now saying "want to hear a good rip?" and then she farts. And, when someone else farts, she says "good rip". We are working on this.

Temp970088312507122 · October 2010

LOL

We're in the fart phase too. DD farted so loud at Dunkin Donuts the other day, it made the table behind us look over. Then she yelled "PHEW! THAT STINKS!" followed by maniacal laughter.

docmay25 · October 2010

OMG! What did the women do? Because I would of died laughing!! That is so funny.

KoriBrett · October 2010

The poor woman was trying REALLY hard not to fall over laughing LOL She was doing a fair job of humoring Samantha.

DaiLyght · October 2010

That is fvucking hilarious!!!

belle204 · October 2010

Lol. Amarah is quite the farter too and doesn't mind telling people. I'm bad about indulging her farts & burps & telling her "that was a good one."

JennJim2006 · October 2010

That is so funny! She sounds like quite the character!

wifeandmama · October 2010

HA! My son yelled out, "Mommy farted!!" in Target once for no reason at all. I was horrified! I was honestly stammering and saying, "No, I didn't!" to passersby. ha!

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