I've hit an all time low...(gross)

mchupie · October 2010

I have short arms and my belly is so large that I can no longer wipe my a$$ while sitting down Indifferent

::hangs head in shame::

jaejaevee · October 2010

Snort. I know about this. Totally.

sandylou · October 2010

LOL... I'm sorry!! That sounds...terrible! LOL! I'm sure we will all be there soon!

But, IMO you can't be ashamed of something you can't control!

MrsYam · October 2010

LOL

I never thought about this predicament.

Boriolebridet2B · October 2010

Awe...I'm still able but shaving my legs and bikini line are a whole new challenge. (big exhale)

pawcall · October 2010

i have quite possibly never laughed so hard in my life. I'm sorry. It's hilarious.

I am now thankful for my absurdly long gorilla arms, which practically drag on the ground when I walk. No joke, I can stand up straight and touch my kneecaps with my fingertips.

Mikejustine · October 2010

Just last night I jokingly asked my DH if he would wipe my A$$ when i couldn't reach it anymore...he responded that he didn't think we'd reach the A$$ wiping stage of our marriage until we were much much older. lol

I can still reach but it gets harder by the day.

NoemiJ · October 2010

I'm sorry but this is hilarious! I'm more embarassed about my all time low...suffice it to say that at one point there was only 1 working bathroom in my house and I have 2.5 bathrooms Embarrassed

DH will never let me live that down.

steffwd124 · October 2010

I'm sorry girl, but that is hilarious! This in no way compares, but if it makes you feel better I can no longer bend over and put my shoes on or reach my feet.

so sad...

KeyRyn320 · October 2010

Girl don't feel bad. It's getting harder for me to reach back there all the time. Thank God for showers or else I would never be sure it's totally clean.

girllennon · October 2010

That's freaking hilarious! I can still maintain my lower half, but I can't even bend down to pet the housecat, let alone change her water dish. I am a bad fur mama 'cause the kitty thinks I don't want to touch her

Millie07 · October 2010

It's getting really hard for me as well. I also have moved to Velcro shoes.

Kaylie Plus 1 · October 2010

I can wipe my a$$, it's my woohoo that is hard to reach with my belly. I have to stand up to wipe to get a better angle around my belly, lol. So... you are not alone. LOL.

UrbanHippieMama · October 2010

Hahaha... awesome.

ank080208 · October 2010

I feel your pain. It gets harder for me to reach everyday, and I bet within the next week or so I'll be completely unable to reach while sitting as well.

freeatlast2014 · October 2010

OMG this post had me almost pee my pants! At work!

I can reach (for now) but like PP said the bikini area is a challenge for me when it comes to shaving...I tried the other day and when I saw the finished job in the mirror I couldn't help but make fun of myself and the bad job! Next time I use a mirror to shave!

a-beautiful-mess · October 2010

I totally know what you mean, girl! In about another week, I will be in the same predicament!

mchupie · October 2010

I'm glad I'm not alone, ladies, but I'm sorry that some of you are experiencing this, too. No fun.

I told DH about it and he was like, "I'm sorry, I love you, but I'm not going to help you wipe you a$$". Haha.

PrincessSarah1979 · October 2010

Kaylie Plus 1:
I can wipe my a$$, it's my woohoo that is hard to reach with my belly. I have to stand up to wipe to get a better angle around my belly, lol. So... you are not alone. LOL.

I have this problem too! Oh and I can't put my socks on anymore, DH has to do it every morning for me.

Tracy6450 · October 2010

Haha this is too funny. While we're on the topic of toilets I made the decision today that the toilets in my house are too low to the ground for my pregnant self (they are normal household toilets). I think I'm going to need a handicap bar to help me up and down.

CAB'smommy · October 2010

I'm laughing hysterically...with you not at you. I am the same way. I can hardly reach to wipe my hoo-ha most of the time either. I tried to get some of those wipes to help. I feel like I make a big mess just trying to wipe. I actually thought of this in the shower this morning. I know I've done this twice before, but how am I supposed to know if I'm totally clean before my cervix checks at the dr. coming up?

kmcrn08 · October 2010

Perhaps you need a reacher!!! I know what you mean though...

DragonflyBelle · October 2010

kmcrn08:
Perhaps you need a reacher!!! I know what you mean though...

Does it come in pink?

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