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My SIL, the comedian.

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Here's a somewhat humorous email exchange (with all of the mundane/boring info removed).  I know I joke a lot; but the ILs really aren't all bad.  At least SIL1 shares my stupid humor. 

From: SIL
Sent: Monday, October 25, 2010 2:55 PM
To: TTT
Subject: RE:

 

That was a cruel ?you?re next? response.  AAAAAHHHHH!  I am babysitting Rafferty (SIL2?s dog) and already thinking ?who on earth would want to get a dog??? at least a kid  is more helpful.  That?s why a lot of people have kids actually, you know?  To get them Diet Dr Peppers and take care of the dogs they never should have gotten.

 

J Happy Monday.  So are you thinking you?ll go this week?  Next week?  How soon before the face is aligned and effed enough?

 

From: TTT
Sent: Monday, October 25, 2010 1:26 PM
To: SIL
Subject: RE:

 

Exactly.  Your ability to put together context clues is impressive. 

 

Here?read up.  You?re next.  https://www.americanpregnancy.org/labornbirth/effacement.html

 

From: SIL
Sent: Friday, October 22, 2010 10:52 AM
To: TTT
Subject: RE:

 

What?s effaced? Does that mean rico?s face is effing?  I?ve never had a kid.

 

From: TTT
Sent: Thursday, October 21, 2010 3:32 PM
To: SIL
Subject: RE:

 

 

Rico Juan Pablo Martinez is most likely going to arrive early.  I?m already 2cm dilated and more than 50% effaced.  That?s part of what is stressing me out, right now.  I still have quite a lot to wrap up at work, although I continue to procrastinate and waste time (you know me).  It would be amazing to have one more week? 

 

Love you too,

T

 

From: SIL
Sent: Thursday, October 21, 2010 4:08 PM
To: TTT
Subject: RE:

 

T-

 

::Insert email exchange regarding random, mundane things::

 

Love you,

K

 

P.S. So is JuanPablo going to come early or late? J

 

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  • alloboscallobosc member

    What?s effaced? Does that mean rico?s face is effing?  I?ve never had a kid.

     

    LoL, love it!

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    I would love to sit at your Thanksgiving table. I can only imagine how much laughter takes place!!
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  • Mrs.BabbsyMrs.Babbsy member
    I love her definition of effaced:)
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    This is hilarious. I could tell you some crazy stories about thing people say. I think one of my favorites is when people call their uterus their "Eucharist".
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  • MrsMoherMrsMoher member

    imageawinning:
    This is hilarious. I could tell you some crazy stories about thing people say. I think one of my favorites is when people call their uterus their "Eucharist".

    BWWWWAAAHHAAAHAAA!  That is possibly the best thing ever.  LOVE THAT. 

    TTT your SIL is a smart woman... now you all know why I have a child.  The second one is to make sure the 1st one has someone to play with so I don't have to do anything. 

     (Just so no one takes me seriously... I am joking, kinda... ha!)

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