I wonna hear some dramaz!

sexyntexy · October 2010

Tell me something good so I can get my post count up!

monj76 · October 2010

Show us your boobies.

DrinknDerive · October 2010

I'm tired of your shiz already. Go hump a pig.

AyeDavanita · October 2010

I got nothin.....

except a new badge. Unless people have problems with pork and hawt asssssses.

sexyntexy · October 2010

DrinknDerive:
I'm tired of your shiz already. Go hump a pig.

W/ my squash?

sexyntexy · October 2010

monj76:
Show us your boobies.

All that grease has made them go away. BOO!

sexyntexy · October 2010

AyeDavanita:

I got nothin.....

except a new badge. Unless people have problems with pork and hawt asssssses.

If there was an appropriately placed squash I would be all over that!

DrinknDerive · October 2010

sexyntexy:
DrinknDerive:
I'm tired of your shiz already. Go hump a pig.

W/ my squash?

How does one hump a pig with squash? You make no sense.

sexyntexy · October 2010

DrinknDerive:
sexyntexy:

DrinknDerive:
I'm tired of your shiz already. Go hump a pig.

W/ my squash?

How does one hump a pig with squash? You make no sense.

I make bacon not love...

mlk7klm · October 2010

DrinknDerive:
sexyntexy:
DrinknDerive:
I'm tired of your shiz already. Go hump a pig.

W/ my squash?
How does one hump a pig with squash? You make no sense.

Love it!

sleepingbeauty825 · October 2010

So, I don't fart in front of my husband. Never have. I hold it or sneak it out silently. Anyway, sometimes at night, I fart on him, loudly. For revenge, lol. He thinks I am sleeping and he would never tell me that he heard me fart because he wouldn't want to embarrass me. He has no clue I do it on purpose.

LuvMyBostons · October 2010

sexyntexy:
monj76:
Show us your boobies.
All that grease has made them go away. BOO!

?

monj76 · October 2010

Well SB, it's not hotty mommy TXT, she has big baconless boobies.

mlk7klm · October 2010

sleepingbeauty825:
So, I don't fart in front of my husband. Never have. I hold it or sneak it out silently. Anyway, sometimes at night, I fart on him, loudly. For revenge, lol. He thinks I am sleeping and he would never tell me that he heard me fart because he wouldn't want to embarrass me. He has no clue I do it on purpose.

LMAO!

LuvMyBostons · October 2010

sleepingbeauty825:
So, I don't fart in front of my husband. Never have. I hold it or sneak it out silently. Anyway, sometimes at night, I fart on him, loudly. For revenge, lol. He thinks I am sleeping and he would never tell me that he heard me fart because he wouldn't want to embarrass me. He has no clue I do it on purpose.

How do you know it will sneak out silently?

yankeebaby2 · October 2010

MexiCali · October 2010

sleepingbeauty825:
So, I don't fart in front of my husband. Never have. I hold it or sneak it out silently. Anyway, sometimes at night, I fart on him, loudly. For revenge, lol. He thinks I am sleeping and he would never tell me that he heard me fart because he wouldn't want to embarrass me. He has no clue I do it on purpose.

WTF are you taking about SB, LOL!!

monj76 · October 2010

sleepingbeauty825:
So, I don't fart in front of my husband. Never have. I hold it or sneak it out silently. Anyway, sometimes at night, I fart on him, loudly. For revenge, lol. He thinks I am sleeping and he would never tell me that he heard me fart because he wouldn't want to embarrass me. He has no clue I do it on purpose.

I love you with so much power right now.

DrinknDerive · October 2010

yankeebaby2:

This is the most I have ever enjoyed buttsecks.

sleepingbeauty825 · October 2010

LuvMyBostons:
sleepingbeauty825:
So, I don't fart in front of my husband. Never have. I hold it or sneak it out silently. Anyway, sometimes at night, I fart on him, loudly. For revenge, lol. He thinks I am sleeping and he would never tell me that he heard me fart because he wouldn't want to embarrass me. He has no clue I do it on purpose.

How do you know it will sneak out silently?

I have mad skillz. Although the first few weeks PP were touch and go in the SBD category.

CTri17 · October 2010

sleepingbeauty825:
So, I don't fart in front of my husband. Never have. I hold it or sneak it out silently. Anyway, sometimes at night, I fart on him, loudly. For revenge, lol. He thinks I am sleeping and he would never tell me that he heard me fart because he wouldn't want to embarrass me. He has no clue I do it on purpose.

sexyntexy · October 2010

sleepingbeauty825:
So, I don't fart in front of my husband. Never have. I hold it or sneak it out silently. Anyway, sometimes at night, I fart on him, loudly. For revenge, lol. He thinks I am sleeping and he would never tell me that he heard me fart because he wouldn't want to embarrass me. He has no clue I do it on purpose.

That is hawt... I like the way my farts smell... like bacon... yum!

AyeDavanita · October 2010

sleepingbeauty825:
So, I don't fart in front of my husband. Never have. I hold it or sneak it out silently. Anyway, sometimes at night, I fart on him, loudly. For revenge, lol. He thinks I am sleeping and he would never tell me that he heard me fart because he wouldn't want to embarrass me. He has no clue I do it on purpose.

Hahahaha!

I also don't fart in front of my husband if I can help it. Early tonight though he was in the washroom so I farted pretty loud in the living room.

DH: "What was that?!"

Me: "Uhhh...just me."

DH: "What happened!"

Me: "I farted."

DH: ".........."

DH: "You know you can lie and say it was the dog, right?"

sleepingbeauty825 · October 2010

MexiCali:
sleepingbeauty825:
So, I don't fart in front of my husband. Never have. I hold it or sneak it out silently. Anyway, sometimes at night, I fart on him, loudly. For revenge, lol. He thinks I am sleeping and he would never tell me that he heard me fart because he wouldn't want to embarrass me. He has no clue I do it on purpose.

WTF are you taking about SB, LOL!!

I just thought this was the perfect thread to get that off my chest.

monj76 · October 2010

AyeDavanita:

sleepingbeauty825:
So, I don't fart in front of my husband. Never have. I hold it or sneak it out silently. Anyway, sometimes at night, I fart on him, loudly. For revenge, lol. He thinks I am sleeping and he would never tell me that he heard me fart because he wouldn't want to embarrass me. He has no clue I do it on purpose.

Hahahaha!

I also don't fart in front of my husband if I can help it. Early tonight though he was in the washroom so I farted pretty loud in the living room.

DH: "What was that?!"

Me: "Uhhh...just me."

DH: "What happened!"

Me: "I farted."

DH: ".........."

DH: "You know you can lie and say it was the dog, right?"

Lmao.

LuvMyBostons · October 2010

AyeDavanita:
sleepingbeauty825:
So, I don't fart in front of my husband. Never have. I hold it or sneak it out silently. Anyway, sometimes at night, I fart on him, loudly. For revenge, lol. He thinks I am sleeping and he would never tell me that he heard me fart because he wouldn't want to embarrass me. He has no clue I do it on purpose.
Hahahaha!
I also don't fart in front of my husband if I can help it. Early tonight though he was in the washroom so I farted pretty loud in the living room.
DH: "What was that?!"
Me: "Uhhh...just me."
DH: "What happened!"
Me: "I farted."
DH: ".........."
DH: "You know you can lie and say it was the dog, right?"

"........."

My new facial expression.

kochmcdiarts · October 2010

sleepingbeauty825:
So, I don't fart in front of my husband. Never have. I hold it or sneak it out silently. Anyway, sometimes at night, I fart on him, loudly. For revenge, lol. He thinks I am sleeping and he would never tell me that he heard me fart because he wouldn't want to embarrass me. He has no clue I do it on purpose.

I am glad I was lurking over. Best thing ever. LMAO.

sleepingbeauty825 · October 2010

AyeDavanita:
sleepingbeauty825:
So, I don't fart in front of my husband. Never have. I hold it or sneak it out silently. Anyway, sometimes at night, I fart on him, loudly. For revenge, lol. He thinks I am sleeping and he would never tell me that he heard me fart because he wouldn't want to embarrass me. He has no clue I do it on purpose.

Hahahaha!

I also don't fart in front of my husband if I can help it. Early tonight though he was in the washroom so I farted pretty loud in the living room.

DH: "What was that?!"

Me: "Uhhh...just me."

DH: "What happened!"

Me: "I farted."

DH: ".........."

DH: "You know you can lie and say it was the dog, right?"

That sounds like something that would happen at our house! But we don't have a dog...

sucrets4 · October 2010

AyeDavanita:

Hahahaha!

I also don't fart in front of my husband if I can help it. Early tonight though he was in the washroom so I farted pretty loud in the living room.

DH: "What was that?!"

Me: "Uhhh...just me."

DH: "What happened!"

Me: "I farted."

DH: ".........."

DH: "You know you can lie and say it was the dog, right?"

Or the baby...I swear, sometimes her farts are louder than mine!

rnfromtn · October 2010

sleepingbeauty825:
So, I don't fart in front of my husband. Never have. I hold it or sneak it out silently. Anyway, sometimes at night, I fart on him, loudly. For revenge, lol. He thinks I am sleeping and he would never tell me that he heard me fart because he wouldn't want to embarrass me. He has no clue I do it on purpose.

OMG that is awesome. You are my hero tonight.

CheriLooWho · October 2010

sleepingbeauty825:
So, I don't fart in front of my husband. Never have. I hold it or sneak it out silently. Anyway, sometimes at night, I fart on him, loudly. For revenge, lol. He thinks I am sleeping and he would never tell me that he heard me fart because he wouldn't want to embarrass me. He has no clue I do it on purpose.

I love you more and more everyday.

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