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Confession re: bacon grease

sexyntexysexyntexy member
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I like to bathe in bacon grease - I think it helps my skin. 

Sometimes I like to use a squash as a sex toy too.  The grease is an awesome lube and DH thinks it make my vag feel silky.



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Re: Confession re: bacon grease

  • DrinknDeriveDrinknDerive
    You are a filthy hor.
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  • CTri17CTri17 member
    are you trying to make Ayedavanita vomit with the squash part ?
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  • DrinknDeriveDrinknDerive
    No, it's Aye.
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  • Big JBig J member

    That is the filthiest thing I've ever read.  You make me ill.

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  • yankeebaby2yankeebaby2 member

    That's disgusting! the squash have no way of expressing consent

    and girl on squash action? ::vomit:: 

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  • sexyntexysexyntexy member
    imageBig J:

    That is the filthiest thing I've ever read.  You make me ill.

    You're just jealous you're vag isnt silky.  Try it.



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  • myonetruelovemyonetruelove member
    You're gross! Maybe you should just buy a vibrator to soothe those needs. Ick!
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  • sucrets4sucrets4 member

    Okay, i get the lube part.  But please explain how you bathe in it.  Do you dilute it a bit?  Mix it with something else?  Just slather it on?

    And, how long does it take to collect enough bacon grease to use for bathing, sexing, etc?

    These are important questions.

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  • sexyntexysexyntexy member

    imageDrinknDerive:
    You are a filthy hor.

    It's a tough job but someone's gotta do it!



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  • sleepingbeauty825sleepingbeauty825 member
    imageCTri17:
    are you trying to make SB vomit with the squash part (that is SB right?)?
    Well, I may vomit in general, esp re: rolling in bacon grease, but I have no particular barf reflex toward squash.
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  • sexyntexysexyntexy member

    imagemyonetruelove:
    You're gross! Maybe you should just buy a vibrator to soothe those needs. Ick!

    Do you know where I can get one? Wink



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  • Big JBig J member
    imagesexyntexy:
    imageBig J:

    That is the filthiest thing I've ever read.  You make me ill.

    You're just jealous you're vag isnt silky.  Try it.

    My vag is a little pokey these day.  Thanks for the tip.

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    imageAyeDavanita:

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    That squash is hot!



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  • sleepingbeauty825sleepingbeauty825 member
    Anyone thinking TXT?
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  • lmpdjclmpdjc member
    I like bacon.
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  • DrinknDeriveDrinknDerive

    imagesleepingbeauty825:
    Anyone thinking TXT?

    Who dat

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  • sexyntexysexyntexy member
    imagesucrets4:

    Okay, i get the lube part.  But please explain how you bathe in it.  Do you dilute it a bit?  Mix it with something else?  Just slather it on?

    And, how long does it take to collect enough bacon grease to use for bathing, sexing, etc?

    These are important questions.

    I eat bacon for breakfast, lunch and dinner.  I get the fattiest bacon I can buy and cook it all.day.long. 

    I dont ever drain the tub so it's pretty full already.  My hot sexy body heats it up.



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  • sexyntexysexyntexy member

    imagesleepingbeauty825:
    Anyone thinking TXT?

     

    Good guess, but no.  I could never be as cool as her.



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  • yankeebaby2yankeebaby2 member

    imagesleepingbeauty825:
    Anyone thinking TXT?

    Oh SB< you are perpetually in the dark 

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  • sucrets4sucrets4 member

    No one is answering my questions.

    ::pout::

    ETA: late, sorry.  Good answers!

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  • sleepingbeauty825sleepingbeauty825 member
    imageDrinknDerive:

    imagesleepingbeauty825:
    Anyone thinking TXT?

    Who dat

    Only a superfine mama who hasn't been around for a while.
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  • monj76monj76
    imagesexyntexy:

    imageDrinknDerive:
    You are a filthy hor.

    It's a tough job but someone's gotta do it!

     I saw a vat of pig fat on Dirty Jobs today, you should go bathe in that. And that poor squash.

    Effing crazy people.
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    imageyankeebaby2:

    imagesleepingbeauty825:
    Anyone thinking TXT?

    Oh SB< you are perpetually in the dark 

    I really am, LOL.
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  • LuvMyBostonsLuvMyBostons
    This post is all over the place.
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  • DrinknDeriveDrinknDerive
    imagesleepingbeauty825:
    imageDrinknDerive:

    imagesleepingbeauty825:
    Anyone thinking TXT?

    Who dat

    Only a superfine mama who hasn't been around for a while.

    Oh.  Tornadoes and states and such.  Gotchya

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  • myonetruelovemyonetruelove member
    imagesexyntexy:
    imageAyeDavanita:

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    That squash is hot!

    I bet he will do you!

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  • sleepingbeauty825sleepingbeauty825 member
    imageDrinknDerive:
    imagesleepingbeauty825:
    imageDrinknDerive:

    imagesleepingbeauty825:
    Anyone thinking TXT?

    Who dat

    Only a superfine mama who hasn't been around for a while.

    Oh.  Tornadoes and states and such.  Gotchya

    Word.
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  • pleasebeonsalepleasebeonsale member

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    Yeeeeah.

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  • a4smitha4smith member

    imagesleepingbeauty825:
    Anyone thinking TXT?

    Oh how I miss thee TXT!

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  • monj76monj76
    imagea4smith:

    imagesleepingbeauty825:
    Anyone thinking TXT?

    Oh how I miss thee TXT!

    I do miss her. I miss you too a4smith, where have you been?

    Effing crazy people.
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