Dear Metabolism...

goodtobethelarkster · October 2008

Dear Metabolism,

Wherefore art thou, metabolism? Why hast thou foraken me?

Ar thy angry at me for weaning at 6 months? Art they getting lazy with age?

Metabolism, metabolism, wherefore art thou, matabolism? For I am the East and the Scale is depressing the hell out of me.

Out, damn fat retaining tendencies!

:::and scene:::

ronnie day · October 2008

exit stage right....

Mrs.Saxy · October 2008

Nutrisystem helped me shed the last 15 lbs.

roseroseroseroserose · October 2008

Seriously, I am so scared to wean b/c this is the first time that I have had a decent metabolism.

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