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How exactly do you fold her like a pornography poster?

HyfagalHyfagal member
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I'm afraid to be Flo Rida's "shortay" I'm not sure he understands how sexing works.
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Re: How exactly do you fold her like a pornography poster?

  • jmcdowjmcdow member
    Was it because she got low low low?
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  • tulips12_30tulips12_30
    imagebuffyanne02:

    I think he just means folding in half. Like a centerfold. Bending over, maybe?

    But I can't really speak. Not only am I boycotting sex, I don't know this song.

    I was JUST going to post something along the same lines!!!!!

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  • jmcdowjmcdow member
    My hubby has How Low Can you Go by Ludacris as his Alarm clock... LOL  It makes me laugh everytime I hear that song.
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  • buckeyebratbuckeyebrat
    Lol. To be in the mind of Flo Rida...
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  • jmcdowjmcdow member
    I'm the old lady and I knew what song that was?  LMAO
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  • HyfagalHyfagal member
    It's Low by Flo Rida.
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  • jmcdowjmcdow member

    Flo Rida  Low

    At least he apologizes for having to fold her like a pornography poster.

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  • Kmclark2008Kmclark2008 member
    imageCTGirl30:

    Must have been the apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur. 'Cause you know, everybody in the club was looking at herrrrrrr.

    I'm imagining he means bending her over (folding her over in half?)  Ouch.

    Thats all I can think of.  I guess I hadn't really thought about it.  Then again, MH always changes the words to any song to be his own so its a toss up to whether I'll actually ever hear the real lyrics to any song. lol

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  • akatingakating member
    Earlier in the song he talks about her being really flexible. And he put her legs up on his shoulders. So I think he bent her over on him. Then he refrences a pornography poster so I am guessing he means that she was a hoe and could do what the porn stars could do. No worries to the other ladies like me who can't bend in half. According to his song only freaks can do that Stick out tongue
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