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I have turned into the fat guy at work

ManateearmzManateearmz member
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I think just about every office has the overweight man who is single and doesn't have a wife to buy him shirts that cover his belly. He is the dude that is constantly tugging at his shirt to pull it just below his belly. When he is in a rush you always see the fold of skin hanging out in that vacant spot between where his shirt ends and his pants begin.

Well that's me today, the fat single dude of the office. I was in a rush and I grabbed a pre-pregnancy shirt. As I ran out of the house I noticed that my shirt and pants don't quite touch, and I have a meeting this afternoon. Fabulous. At least I shaved my belly button, and I won't be as hairy as the fat guy.

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    this was me the other day. I noticed the elastic band part of my work pants sneaking out from under my shirt.

    i'm sure your the prettiest fat guy at work anyone has every seen!

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  • yourmom5309yourmom5309 member
    imagebuffyanne02:

    Let's all dwell on one line of this post. You shaved your belly button.

    Rawr!

    Hey hey hey - I shave mine.  If not, I would look like an animal.

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  • ManateearmzManateearmz member
    imagebuffyanne02:
    imagerobs867:
    imagebuffyanne02:

    Let's all dwell on one line of this post. You shaved your belly button.

    Rawr!

    Hey hey hey - I shave mine.  If not, I would look like an animal.

    I personally prefer to look like a gorilla. It's not like I'm giving it up to the DH anyway.

    I am beginning to think I'm turning into a gorilla. I already have the hairy belly button, and now my nipples have turned on me. I should make that a little more clear, my nipples are dark and big like gorilla nipples, NOT hairy.

    If I start slinging poo maybe I should call the zoo.

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  • yourmom5309yourmom5309 member
    imagebuffyanne02:
    imagemandaree:
    imagebuffyanne02:
    imagerobs867:
    imagebuffyanne02:

    Let's all dwell on one line of this post. You shaved your belly button.

    Rawr!

    Hey hey hey - I shave mine.  If not, I would look like an animal.

    I personally prefer to look like a gorilla. It's not like I'm giving it up to the DH anyway.

    I am beginning to think I'm turning into a gorilla. I already have the hairy belly button, and now my nipples have turned on me. I should make that a little more clear, my nipples are dark and big like gorilla nipples, NOT hairy.

    If I start slinging poo maybe I should call the zoo.

    Per one of my friends, hairy nipples are very common and every woman should have lots of dark hairs on them. I think she said this because she has very hairy nipples and wanted to feel better about herself.

    I have no hairs on my nipples.

    Bahahahahah.  The things we tell ourselves to feel better.

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  • ManateearmzManateearmz member
    imagerobs867:
    imagebuffyanne02:
    imagemandaree:
    imagebuffyanne02:
    imagerobs867:
    imagebuffyanne02:

    Let's all dwell on one line of this post. You shaved your belly button.

    Rawr!

    Hey hey hey - I shave mine.  If not, I would look like an animal.

    I personally prefer to look like a gorilla. It's not like I'm giving it up to the DH anyway.

    I am beginning to think I'm turning into a gorilla. I already have the hairy belly button, and now my nipples have turned on me. I should make that a little more clear, my nipples are dark and big like gorilla nipples, NOT hairy.

    If I start slinging poo maybe I should call the zoo.

    Per one of my friends, hairy nipples are very common and every woman should have lots of dark hairs on them. I think she said this because she has very hairy nipples and wanted to feel better about herself.

    I have no hairs on my nipples.

    Bahahahahah.  The things we tell ourselves to feel better.

    God invented tweezers for a reason. She should handle up on that situation and NEVER speak of it again. There is such a thing as sharing too much.

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  • spursgirl10spursgirl10 member
    This is why I have my husband tweeze my hairs around my belly button.  They aren't dark and thick but once in a while a couple of dark and thick ones pop out so I have him tweeze for me....HAHA!
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