Measuring Spoon up the Vag

cantalopes24 · October 2010

Does anyone remember who posted they put a measuring spoon up their vag to check their CM? I tried Googling it but couldn't find it. If it was you, you can PM me if you don't want to call yourself out.

BrookeBrooke85 · October 2010

Wow, this just gave me the funniest mental image! Dh thinks its weird enough when I stick a finger up there lol.

iluvmylab · October 2010

Was that awhile back....like a couple months?? I think I kind of remember that.

loveypants · October 2010

::ded::

MrsSM · October 2010

LMAO, you had to hop right on that one didn't you! Devil

eesome · October 2010

Ewwww! The visual is priceless.

brookelynpaisley · October 2010

Do you mean Q-tip?

lynn97 · October 2010

How bizarre. You've definitely piqued my curiosity even though I don't remember this.

cantalopes24 · October 2010

brookelynpaisley:
Do you mean Q-tip?

No it was measuring spoons for checking CM back in July or August.

brookelynpaisley · October 2010

Wait. I remember. It was me. I stuck the measuring spoon up my vag, then made cookies and served them to my coworkers. Those a-holes won't be late with month-end close again, I guarantee it.

ProcrastinatingBride · October 2010

I remember this. I don't know if this will help, but I think it was someone with "gal" in her SN, like "luckygal" or "goodgalpal" or something along those lines. I don't know if she posts much anymore. Hope she doesn't feel like I'm calling her out ... she didn't seem ashamed of it when she talked about it at the time. Yes

HTH!

AshleyB609 · October 2010

1 c. flour

1/2 c. sugar

1 tsp.... what! Ick!

iluvmylab · October 2010

cantalopes24:

brookelynpaisley:
Do you mean Q-tip?

No it was measuring spoons for checking CM back in July or August.

There was someone on here a couple of months ago...she was a newbie but posted a lot..got a BFP after she and DH broke the bed with some baby making sex. I'm pretty sure it was the same person. I think she had "bride" in her SN. I may be totally off base, but this is totally ringing a bell! I was bumping ALL THE TIME since I was off in the summer!

ProcrastinatingBride · October 2010

iluvmylab:
cantalopes24:

brookelynpaisley:
Do you mean Q-tip?

No it was measuring spoons for checking CM back in July or August.

There was someone on here a couple of months ago...she was a newbie but posted a lot..got a BFP after she and DH broke the bed with some baby making sex. I'm pretty sure it was the same person. I think she had "bride" in her SN. I may be totally off base, but this is totally ringing a bell! I was bumping ALL THE TIME since I was off in the summer!

I believe you're remembering alwysbrdmaid. I don't think she was the measuring-spoon woman, but I could be wrong.

BrookeBrooke85 · October 2010

This seriously makes me cringe. That has to be painful! I don't like the gyno using that stupid wooden scraper, let alone a measuring spoon!

MuseumMaven · October 2010

I totally remember that, but no idea who it was. Sorry!

lynn97 · October 2010

iluvmylab:
cantalopes24:

brookelynpaisley:
Do you mean Q-tip?

No it was measuring spoons for checking CM back in July or August.

There was someone on here a couple of months ago...she was a newbie but posted a lot..got a BFP after she and DH broke the bed with some baby making sex. I'm pretty sure it was the same person. I think she had "bride" in her SN. I may be totally off base, but this is totally ringing a bell! I was bumping ALL THE TIME since I was off in the summer!

Now this does ring a bell. I was (and still am) impressed that someone's still that excited to get it on through this process.

iluvmylab · October 2010

I was wrong...but I found it!!!!!!

https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/39395075.aspx

The only reason I remember this is because I did a poll about putting foreign objects in your vag after I read her post! Someone had the SN right in a prior post.

BrookeBrooke85 · October 2010

That was a very entertaining read!

I don't think some people got where the danger was. Its not because of the SIZE of the spoon, its because you are SCRAPING with a hard object. Penis' might be big...but they are smooth and don't have sharp pointy edges! lol.

FyreFry5 · October 2010

I wasn't around much yet for that and missed it. Wow.

Lopes, I have to ask - why were you inquiring about this post? Just being nosy and curious!

MySweetBaboo · October 2010

OMG, I totally missed this one. I am snorting. Hilarious!

btsrc5 · October 2010

wow! i dont know what else to say.

MrsR25 · October 2010

Yeah I must have missed that at the time. I'm glad I did!!

BonitaKaz · October 2010

I remember her too.

Lopes... why are you asking after it? Hmm

lol

cantalopes24 · October 2010

BonitaKaz:

I remember her too.

Lopes... why are you asking after it?

lol

I wanted to make sure it was the teaspoon and not the tablespoon I was supposed to be using!! It popped into my head and I thought it was someone else and I asked them in conversation and when they said no but they remembered but couldnt remember who I was like I need to investigate!

BonitaKaz · October 2010

cantalopes24:
BonitaKaz:

I remember her too.

Lopes... why are you asking after it?

lol

I wanted to make sure it was the teaspoon and not the tablespoon I was supposed to be using!! It popped into my head and I thought it was someone else and I asked them in conversation and when they said no but they remembered but couldnt remember who I was like I need to investigate!

HAHAHAHA well glad you got that figured out!!

SarahRuthG · October 2010

Wow. That's all I can say. WOW Indifferent

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