I have stretch marks WHERE??

qme09 · October 2010

Oh lovely, my lower middle back and ass. I was so excited for my first stretch mark, a few months ago. I felt like a real, live pregnant lady. And now, I feel like a manatee. Its quite sad, considering I have only gained 15-ish pounds.

Sweets2005 · October 2010

Oh my!! Perhaps I should get a mirror and try to see what I have going on back there. Or on second thought, maybe not...

uluvfranke · October 2010

I have them on my underbelly and my crotch. Yes my vag got stretch marks. How sexy is that?

and funny you say you feel like a manatee. I always tell my H this when I try to unsuccesfully roll over in bed. I always sing the veggie tales "barbara manatee" song (I used to be a preschool teacher)

MissSunny42 · October 2010

ugh! i have stretch marks on one of my love handles, I am so afraid that they wont go away post pregnancy. I have gained 35 lbs!!!

qme09 · October 2010

uluvfranke:
I have them on my underbelly and my crotch. Yes my vag got stretch marks. How sexy is that?

and funny you say you feel like a manatee. I always tell my H this when I try to unsuccesfully roll over in bed. I always sing the veggie tales "barbara manatee" song (I used to be a preschool teacher)

Bahhahaaha! I need to start going by Barb. That made my night.

~Flossie~ · October 2010

Other than the small stretch marks that I have on my belly button where it was pierced, I got my first big one last week on my boob. I freaked out when I saw it!

hewinked · October 2010

I got stretch marks on my ass AFTER I delivered DD! I was so upset cuz it was seriously like 2 weeks after I had her that they randomly showed up.

uluvfranke · October 2010

qme09:
uluvfranke:

I have them on my underbelly and my crotch. Yes my vag got stretch marks. How sexy is that?

and funny you say you feel like a manatee. I always tell my H this when I try to unsuccesfully roll over in bed. I always sing the veggie tales "barbara manatee" song (I used to be a preschool teacher)

Bahhahaaha! I need to start going by Barb. That made my night.

I swear I have to look like a manatee rolling around in the water, they probably just grunt less when they move. But yeah I have sang that song every since it became hard to move in bed... atleast it lightens the mood

Kellina · October 2010

This seems to be where I get them too! My ass looks like I just scratched it! All red marks... And I never got ANY on my belly last time- this time I have a couple, but they're not red!