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Things DH says....
We are currently on cycle #8 of TTC #1, about to start cycle #9 (As I feel AF about to rear her ugly head) and looking back at the past several months DH has said some funny things about TTC. I thought I'd share two of them with you:
1) He refers to AF as the "red monster" but says since we started TTC it was gone from red monster to the red devil.
2) After an unsuccessful cycle 1 he says "Oh, I guess we can't get pregnant... ugh, all those years you made me wear a condom when I could have gotten away without one!!" - yes, obviously that was my first thought. 
Has your DH made funny comments about TTC?
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Re: Things DH says....
Best Wishes to my labor buddy FunNSunAZ!
"Well I've waited so long, so long, so long For someone like you And as this morning breaks through the window pane It reveals the truth Baby, you're my sunshine, first light Find your way to places that only know lies Failed tries and bruised skies With hardly time to hold on or be strong, now I'm strong 'Cos like the dawn you push it all away I tell ya, you're my sunshine
Everybody needs a little sunshine"
Steve Azar "Sunshine"
Exactly! If I thought he could pay attention long enough for me to thoroughly explain it to him I would but I know I'd lose his attention with just a statement like this: "You have to ovulate to release the egg to be fertilized by the sperm... "
haha.
"Your not a fertile mertile like your mother!"
Referencing to how my mom had three "oopsies" while on BC lol. (She also has three lovely children haha)
haha, love it!
I thought of another one but this one from my BF's DH actually. He refers to condoms as "tokens" because (in his words) "If you want to ride the ride, then you must have a token"
Haha oh boys...my DH currently, while looking at my chart, keeps saying "Well, maybe birth control pills closed up your cervix and it needs time to regulate."
What does that even mean??? LOL
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7DPO Progesterone: low. CD3 BW: normal, HSG: clear
DX: severe MFI (low all 3) and low T. Undergoing replacement therapy.
DH wishes I would refer to my period week in such a way!!
haha, nice.
that hilarious
My DH refers to sex during my fertile window as either "making a deposit" or, more recently, "delivering the payload."
I also had him double check one of my almost positive OPKs last month, which was sitting across the top of my (empty) pee cup. He then asked, "So what exactly am I looking at here, besides a cup that you peed in?"