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Never buying another test....

jennsadye1979jennsadye1979
in TTC After a Loss 6 Months+

Why bother when you can go here: https://www.thepregnancytester.com/

How it works

Using our exclusive Remote Sensor Technology (RST) software in conjunction with a standard web browser Flash plug-in, over 30 of your key physical health parameters are analysed. The RST software processes the parameters and, after evaluation, displays your pregnancy test results at up to 99.9 percent accuracy.

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Re: Never buying another test....

  • Aubs13Aubs13 member
    I think this is the same site that can also tell you who your "Baby Daddy" is.  I think mine was Mr. Rogers.  Tongue Tied
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  • Mocha GirlMocha Girl

    Pardon me while I go shoot myself. I just took the test and got the following:

     No pregnancy detected

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    I quit after that.

     

     

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  • surfergirlkonasurfergirlkona

    ::dies::

    uh... right..

    Pregnancy detected!

    Congratulations, Kona! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below. 

    It's A Boy!Kona, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 8 lbs, 16 oz and have brown hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

    Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out. 

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    Jesse Jackson

    Wow, talk about "Family Values". As Jesse would say, "The implications of my impregnations has caused contemplation across the nation!" 

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  • surfergirlkonasurfergirlkona

    I decided to choose another daddy

     

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    The Pope

    Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly.

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  • jennsadye1979jennsadye1979
    imagesurfergirlkona:

    I decided to choose another daddy

     

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    The Pope

    Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly.

     

    Hew was my baby-dad too. That guy sure gets around.

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  • GuppyAmyGuppyAmy member
    imagejennsadye1979:

    Why bother when you can go here: https://www.thepregnancytester.com/

    How it works

    Using our exclusive Remote Sensor Technology (RST) software in conjunction with a standard web browser Flash plug-in, over 30 of your key physical health parameters are analysed. The RST software processes the parameters and, after evaluation, displays your pregnancy test results at up to 99.9 percent accuracy.

    I did this one and I think the pope was ny baby daddy!
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  • butterfly843butterfly843
    I got that I'm having a girl and *** Cheney is the daddy.

    Jenn

    image 3 IUI's all BFN

    IVF#1 BFN IVF#2 BFP, loss at 19 weeks FET#1 BFN IVF#3 BFP, m/c FET#2 BFN

    Missing our twins Zachary and Madison, lost at 19 weeks on 11/13/09, edd 4/9/10

    BFP 7/17/10, m/c 7/25/10, edd 3/25/11

    Ectopic, lost left tube 4/20/11, edd 12/6/11

    my blog

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  • surfergirlkonasurfergirlkona
    imagebutterfly843:
    I got that I'm having a girl and *** Cheney is the daddy.
    I love bow ***'s name was censored.
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  • Court1Court1
    OMG, why have I been wasting all my money on pregnancy tests when this can tell me - "Courtney, get an f'ing clue, you're not knocked up"!!
    Connor Thomas 6/6/08. Discovered missed miscarriage at 17 wks 3 days, D&C 11/25/09. Please, please, please - BFP 5/21/11, EDD 2/1/11. Beta@12DPO=52, Beta@14DPO=158. U/S 7/7/11 shows strong baby measuring a couple days ahead!!! Pregnancy Ticker
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