Kids say the darnedest things!

monj76 · October 2010

When DS was 3 1/2 he came into the kitchen while I was cooking dinner and was trying to get my attention.

"Wook mommy! Wook! Wook!" He said.

"What is a wook?" I asked.

"No mommy, wook. With an L." He said this with a very serious look on his face. It was so hard to keep a strait face.

And just the other day he told me how he picked a booger and it bled because it wasn't done growing yet.

What silly things have your DCs said?

DaniSev · October 2010

Oh gosh...DS is a little comedian in the making so he's always coming out w/ something that cracks us up. This is probably the funniest:

He really wants a sibling and on our way home from a family party one evening, he tells DH and I that he really wants a little brother and sister so when we get home, "Do what you have to do...this is more important than playing!" DH and I about died!!

monj76 · October 2010

DaniSev:

Oh gosh...DS is a little comedian in the making so he's always coming out w/ something that cracks us up. This is probably the funniest:

He really wants a sibling and on our way home from a family party one evening, he tells DH and I that he really wants a little brother and sister so when we get home, "Do what you have to do...this is more important than playing!" DH and I about died!!

Lol, that is funny.

busybeegirl1976 · October 2010

We drove by a cemetary the other day and my DD (age 7) yells "Hold your breath! Hold your breath! You have to hold your breath when you go by a cemetary because it's not fair to the dead people that we get to breathe and they can't". Mmmmm-kay... Indifferent

DaniSev · October 2010

-auntie-:

One of the funniest things DS ever said was on my parents' watch. They took him out to eat to a local pub/restaurant that for some reason is frequented by a large LGBTG population. They don't get a lot of little kids and treat them like royalty when they do. They give them a table in the center of the action. DS was newly potty trained and was delighted to get to use the urinal with my father rather than the boring old stall in the ladies room.

He bolted from the mens room all excited to share with my mother "Nana. I have a penis." My mother smiles indulgently and says "yes, honey. You're a boy. You have a penis." DS goes on "Poppy has a penis, too!" By this point DS's clear as a bell voice has attracted everyone's attention, and they are watching. My mother say "I know." And then DS delivered the coup de grace "Poppy's penis has a moustache!" which broke up the entire room. When my poor father walked back into the dining room, completely unaware of what had just transpired, people stood up and cheered. A few folks sent him drinks. My mother needed them.

LOL! I love this!!!

BTW, you're from New Hope, PA? I looove New Hope!

DandR · October 2010

Here are a few of my favorite funny things.

My girls used to sing "row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream, Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life's a butter dream!" I agree, so i never corrected them.

My oldest, shortly after being potty trained, wanted to use the restroom at Target. I had to go too. So she went potty, then I went potty to which she announces (I was wearing a pad because I was due to start my period that day.) "MOM! MOM! GOOD JOB! YOUR DIAPER IS DRY! GOOD JOB!"

After #3 was born, the first boy. My toddler girl noticed at diaper time that "Our baby's bottom is normal in the back, and funny in the front!" That was our first anatomy lesson...lol

monj76 · October 2010

Lol at the penis mustache, and mom's diaper!

Erin0922 · October 2010

My 3yo SS goes up to women, lifts his shirt, and says "See my boobies? Now I see your boobies" (and expects them to lift their shirts).

I have no idea where he gets it from, but it is so ridiculous! I turn about 18 shades of red, grab him and run.?

lildevil968 · October 2010

We had our anatomy scan last November, and we thought it would be neat to bring DD, and my parents to the scan. DD kept saying that DS was a girl because that is what she asked for. We got to the sex part, and the tech announced that he indeed was a boy. DD went running out of the room crying, and my mother brought her back in the room. I asked her why she was so upset, and her response was "because that is NOT what I asked for, and TAKE HIM BACK and EXCHANGE HIM FOR A GIRL!"

mom2hay · October 2010

The other day my daughter, who is 7 yrs old, and I were out shopping for winter clothes. She tries on a pair of "comfy" pants, kind of like sweatpants, from Justice and I told that they fit fine now but if they shrunk they would be too small. I told her we could try on the next size up, well they didn't have the next size up and she is begging to get the pants. I told her I didn't want to pay for pants she might not get to wear and she says "Mom there is a solution to every problem. If the pants shrink, I can still wear them as PJ's. Problem solved" I just sat there like ok. haha She just seemed like an adult talking to me not my child.

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