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April 2011 Moms
hf08
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Your craziest pregnancy dream...
hf08
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Last night I had the most vivid dream that DH and I decided to TTGP again. We got our BFP and we so excited, but our mom's weren't. I didn't get it. Then on the way home from telling MIL I realized how horrible this was.
It was present day and our babies would only be 3 months apart!!! I'd be starting all over with the 1st tri crap, bedrest, and hyperemesis again. I panicked and bawled and bawled. But, did I ever realize - this is an impossible situation (I only have one uterus 
) No. Can the dreams get any weirder?
Expecting our 3rd little girl this New Year's!
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Re: Your craziest pregnancy dream...
I had a dream last night it was a zombie apocolypse, it was scary enough I woke up to pee and was terrified to fall asleep.
Damn vivid dreams... I have had some great sex dreams though... that is better than ZOMBIES!
DD 2.0 ~ 12/30/2013
I had a dream about Jim from The Office- not the actor, but the character- he told me how turned on he was by pregnant women and we had wild sex at my GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE?!?!?
Pregnancy always makes me have weird baby dreams and weird sex dreams, but usually the two streams of subconsciousness don't cross. Not gonna lie, I don't like it when they do- I don't like having baby thoughts and really dirty thoughts at the same time!
the other night i had a very strange dream.
I was a little girl in school and everyone died but some how i escaped death. A Chinese voodoo man gave me a charm and to said to "stay far away from this town and death will not find me." So i ran.
Then in the next sence I was an adult and for some reason i was back in the same town where i was suppose to die in. I met a kid at my school and he was on the make a wish list. He told me that he was not afraid of death.
Then death some how found me and told me he has been looking for me for 20 years. He ended my life but i didnt go to heaven or hell I was kind of stuck. So then i had to figure out why.
Zooming head and nothing really happen i found out that death was going on a killing spree with everyone with a J name. Turns out he lost his "list".
I woke up puzzled and i realized that the boy i met that was not scared of death his name was Jacob. I came to the conclusion that he stole death's list.
Yes that is just one of the strange dreams of mine. But this one took the cake so far.
DH dreamt last night that we were having sexy time. Then he says, wait a second, what's this?, and starts pulling random things out of me - a potato, a shirt, and the blue rubber gloves from the garbage disposal in Dexter season 4.
DD 2.0 ~ 12/30/2013
Izzy and Baby A ~ Adorable Punks
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The craziest one I can remember was when I was pg with my son. It was some crazy raunchy sex dream about my husband.....I won't go into all the details bc it was pretty lurid, but at the end he handed me a wash cloth and told me it was a "ball rag" and to wipe his balls off.....yeah, I have NO idea where that came from.
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I've had quite a few sexy dreams with men OTHER THAN dh. I've had one with him so far and that was night before last.
I had one dream last pregnancy that I was walking down the breezeway of my elementary school making out with President Obama. Now DH keeps it going and refers to the wall on my side of the bed (that I turn to quite often to be comfortable) as The Obama Wall.
I had one last week that I was in a different time, in a large empty house with a group of people I didn't know. There were zombies in it but they looked like regular people so we didn't know who was one and who wasn't. If they touched you you turned into one too...and you could feel yourself changing into a zombie. It started with tingling in your hands. Ahh haha!
There was one a few weeks ago in which my yummy comedian friend Geno told me that he was in love with me. I had to break his heart and tell him that I was married and he was engaged to a wonderful woman. Not long after that. SEAL showed up at my door in a white button-down, jeans and a guitar and began to serenade me. In his song he was saying that he loves me and my baby and to just relax and that he would take care of us!
The night after my miscarriage/hemorrhaging/d&c + medication was the weirdest. I was taking a flying tour of Scotland with DH. The pilot let us jump out into the water...that I found to be soooo incredibly polluted with trash and there were YETIS?? swimming around and dying from the pollution. Only they looked like black yaks. They were making the most horrific sound. I was swimming mermaid-style and panicking, making noises myself because I was afraid to run into the things. DH woke me up because I was moaning and wouldn't stop. Ugh!
CRAZY dreams, I tell ya!!
I had a dream that DH and I went in for the anatomy scan, and we had to wait and wait and wait for the doctor to come in and do the actual u/s. We got tired of waiting, so DH decided that HE would do the u/s himself.
He had no idea what he was doing, but he just kept rolling the paddle over my belly. He had no clue how to measure any thing so we started just looking for the "goods". At one point, we THOUGHT we saw that our baby was a boy, but we couldn't get anyone to come in and confirm it for us.
OMG. I laughed so hard when I read this!