So...who's planning to formula feed and spank?

Scout05 · October 2010

I mean, since we're hitting the highlights this evening.

jessjo04 · October 2010

Formula? You mean babies don't drink beer?

Hyfagal · October 2010

I already said on third tri today that I'm going to lurk around behind her and jump out with a shaker made from a pop can and dried beans when she does something bad. I might take pics of her startled face for bonus laughs.

LucyGoosey81 · October 2010

jessjo04:
Formula? You mean babies don't drink beer?

No, not all. Brendan is kind of a fan of the girly drinks himself. He enjoys a nice wine cooler or a Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Molluskwrangler · October 2010

I was planning on using a squirt bottle like when your cat scratches the furniture...no good?

ksmielitz · October 2010

I will BF until my LO thinks my boobies are play things, like DS did at 7 months...then we'll switch to formula. I'll spank...in fact, my DS just got a swat earlier for lying.

Lynch me now...especially because I ROTFLMAO at Hyfa's plan to scare the sh!t out of her LO.

justme9 · October 2010

I was just telling someone today that I'm planning on beating the kid often. Fear is the only method of discipline that works.

I'm a tad sarcastic and I love seeing the looks on people's faces. They fall for my b.s. every time.

Scout05 · October 2010

LucyGoosey81:

jessjo04:
Formula? You mean babies don't drink beer?

No, not all. Brendan is kind of a fan of the girly drinks himself. He enjoys a nice wine cooler or a Mike's Hard Lemonade.

I really respect him for being secure enough to order what he likes, damn it.

LucyGoosey81 · October 2010

LovingBaz:
I was planning on using a squirt bottle like when your cat scratches the furniture...no good?

Oh you silly girl. Bitter Apple works SO much better!

missfire · October 2010

I would NEVER spank! I plan to teach my kids that spanking is used solely for sexual gratification.

Beccaboo0713 · October 2010

I plan on BFing but I am going to make it fun this time and place my baby on the other side of the room while I squirt breast milk out of my boob at it and try to hit its mouth. Kind of like the carnival games where you use the water gun to blow up the balloon...

AshasaurusRex · October 2010

Well, since I drink carbonated beverages, my milk will also be carbonated and everyone knows that bubbles makes baby all bubbly and happy. And I like Hyfa's idea for discipline:).

Scout05 · October 2010

Beccaboo0713:
I plan on BFing but I am going to make it fun this time and place my baby on the other side of the room while I squirt breast milk out of my boob at it and try to hit its mouth. Kind of like the carnival games where you use the water gun to blow up the balloon...

I think that will really help develop the baby's coordination and motor skills. Great idea.

hf08 · October 2010

LovingBaz:
I was planning on using a squirt bottle like when your cat scratches the furniture...no good?

I had a co-worker who actually used this as a discipline method with her 1.5 year old. No lie. And, she was a teacher! Indifferent

Molluskwrangler · October 2010

In all seriousness, I do plan on breast feeding, and as far as spanking goes I don't know, DH was spanked and said he thinks in certain cases it's appropriate.

I was spanked maybe twice and it was only after I had gone far past all other don't do it actions. It never hurt but it surprised me enough that I didn't want it to happen again. My brother was spanked one or twice more then that, never with a belt or anything just a hand. It didn't damage our psyche and was the last stop on the bad kid train. My mother was the only one that spanked, my dad did close and quiet which was just terrifying.

LucyGoosey81 · October 2010

missfire:
I would NEVER spank! I plan to teach my kids that spanking is used solely for sexual gratification.

Finally, someone who GETS it!!!

ams8099 · October 2010

Let's not forget CD vs. disposable

Symharmony · October 2010

No to both!

circe811 · October 2010

missfire:
I would NEVER spank! I plan to teach my kids that spanking is used solely for sexual gratification.

Lmao. That's right, don't leave sex ed to the schools, teach it yourself!

skio · October 2010

Both. AT THE SAME TIME.

midnight*sun · October 2010

I was going to formula feed, that is until hisbabybear notified us all that formula babies stink and as far as spanking, a few light slams never hurt anyone.

bre87 · October 2010

skio:
Both. AT THE SAME TIME.

can i use this one. and say, as texan as possible, "that'll learn ya to get hungry".

*sallymad* · October 2010

LovingBaz:
I was planning on using a squirt bottle like when your cat scratches the furniture...no good?

Someone help me, who was the lady from ML that did this?

awireman · October 2010

I am dying, how funny! DH is looking at me like I am an idiot!!

buckin · October 2010

We are already keeping this kid in line in utero. DH spanks my arse regularly so kiddo will get used to it.

TwistedFirestarter · October 2010

missfire:
I would NEVER spank! I plan to teach my kids that spanking is used solely for sexual gratification.

hahahahaha

ACSMITH89 · October 2010

skio:
Both. AT THE SAME TIME.

ROTFFL

kappanole · October 2010

Spanking? Heck, no--shock collar all the way. Go big or go home.

monlyn9 · October 2010

kappanole:
Spanking? Heck, no--shock collar all the way. Go big or go home.

DH thinks we should get an invisible fence around the yard so we can let the kids run around and not worry about them leaving the property.

thebigmare · October 2010

Hyfagal:
I already said on third tri today that I'm going to lurk around behind her and jump out with a shaker made from a pop can and dried beans when she does something bad. I might take pics of her startled face for bonus laughs.

I was thinking about squirting the kid with a water bottle. Hey, it worked for my cats!

Serpentesbride · October 2010

missfire:
I would NEVER spank! I plan to teach my kids that spanking is used solely for sexual gratification.

Yes

I will formula feed because after 2 pregnancies where I produced nothing and this time my breasts are not growing or leaking I am assuming they just do not know what they are used for.

LucyGoosey81 · October 2010

*sallymad*:
LovingBaz:
I was planning on using a squirt bottle like when your cat scratches the furniture...no good?
Someone help me, who was the lady from ML that did this?

Belle4KP! She called it "Sassy Spray"!