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jertie
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What do you call "the act"?
jertie
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My DH would kill me if he ever knew I was writing about this - so know one tell him - okay?
I was on a business trip earlier this week and when I got back DH said he wanted to "bust a nut". I just stared at him because it sounds like he's describing getting kicked in the jewels or something. So he explained and I started laughing b/c I never heard him refer to sex this way. So...I wanted to know what terms you guys used. A couple that I've heard along the way:
bumping uglies, monkey piling...
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Re: What do you call "the act"?
That's funny!
My DH often asks if I want to "knock one out". Ewe.
BFP #1 - m/c on 12.22.09 @ 8w3d
BFP #2 - d&c on 07.22.10 @11w1d
BFP #3 - DS born on 06.22.11 @41w3d!
BFP #4 - Due 04.24.13
This is definitely my favorite thus far.
BFP #1 5/2010 - Missed m/c at 8 weeks
BFP #2 2/2011
Baby G welcomed with love and relief 10/2011
Surprise BFP 1/8/2013...say what? Baby A arrived 9/2013
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haaaaaaaaa! yeah I love that.
we really don't have a term for it. But if we say lets "go to sleep" that's very different than "go to bed". so I guess that's how we do it.
Now that's funny!
Yep this is us, although I don't think DH thinks it is dirty, we're just not very creative.
What can I say? We're secret-op like that.
BFP #1 - m/c on 12.22.09 @ 8w3d
BFP #2 - d&c on 07.22.10 @11w1d
BFP #3 - DS born on 06.22.11 @41w3d!
BFP #4 - Due 04.24.13
"So you wanna put your penis in my vagina and wiggle it around a bit?"
We find techinical sex funny.
....I imagine that's probably not going to work too well when we have kids with big ears.
BFP #3 via cancelled IUI ~ C (2lb 3oz; HELLP) 5/16/11
BFP #4 via the natural (free!) way ~ E (8lb 11oz) 9/13/12
We call it "Booty". In college we watched the movie Half Baked and after the main character gets sex he runs around saying "I got some booty, I got some booty!" So that's our slang term. Not sure if that's how it's spelled though.
I love this one!
Apparently DH and I are odd because we don't call it anything. We just somehow start doing it, but no descriptors for it!
Oh my goodness, you ladies slay me!
I usually ask DH for a massage with a happy ending lol
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Hahaha, this is something I would totally come out with!
If DS is awake and around we usually say something along the lines of "we really need to make sure to get to bed early tonight."
If it's just the two of us and DS is in bed it usually goes something like this:
Me: Guess What.
DH: What?
Me: :::Flash:::
DH: BOOBIES!
And then a minute or two later we head to the bedroom.
There is no romance with DH. We say "bone".
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