HaHaHa! So true! Thanks for posting. Quite possibly the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I can't read a full sentence without busting up.
"Somewhere sipping on a Twisted Tea and chain-smoking a pack of Camels, April is shouting ?Trash!? into her computer screen."
"I think everyone should find their life-mate at a place where you can buy eggs, a rake, a back-up generator, shirts, a lamp, X-box, and your Christmas tree. "
"Speaking of Amber because, well, this is her recap section, we also learn that she hasn?t seen Leah is 4-days. 4 days? If she hasn?t been responsible for Leah or Gary in 4 days why is her house still a rotten mess? Perhaps she?s getting her application video ready for Hoarders?"
"Next up, April comes barreling up the dirt-road driveway (no joke) in her BMW (please) like she?s friggin? on Dukes of Hazard, throws it in park, comes into the house looking like a ferel cat suffering from Fibromyalgia, and just say ?f*ck? as she walks past Catelynn in the kitchen. She?s such a ray of sunshine. April gets right on the computer so she can probably check her AOL account to see if anyone from her Meth4Men chatroom sent her an email."
Re: S/O Teen Mom (I know, I know)
So not funny, but Gary's face is pricless in the top right
"she can spend time with Kyle and figure out his percentage of albino, his percentage of deceased bulldog, and his percentage of cartoon"
Bwaahaha! This is awesome.
I was almost in tears when I read that. It's so true!
that has to be the best part.
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