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DH had a tampon revelation the other day...

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I don't even know how we got on the topic, or how he came to realize this, but turns out that until now, he has thought that the different absorbencies of tampons were for different sizes of vags!!!  Baaaahahaha!!!

I asked him what he thought about me using "super plus" tampons, and he said that that did confuse him, since he didn't think that I was on the "large side."  And the multi-pack confused him, also, which might be how the conversation started, now that I think of it. 

OMG, you guys, I almost died laughing at all of this.  I'm so glad that I have you ladies to tell, because it HAS to be shared, and I know DH would kill me if I told any of my IRL friends.

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  • GummybearGummybear

    Wait, isn't your DH a Dr.?Crying

    I can just imagine my OB saying, 'That's an Ultra vag" after I leave....

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    HaHaHaHa!  That is hilarious.  Poor men, sometimes they just don't get it :)
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  • jertiejertie member
    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!  That is great!

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  • erinlovesdaviderinlovesdavid member
    imageGummybear:

    Wait, isn't your DH a Dr.?Crying

    I can just imagine my OB saying, 'That's an Ultra vag" after I leave....

    LOL, YES!!!  That's what makes it even funnier!  Although, admittedly, OB was his very least favorite specialty, so he did not dedicate much time to that area of study in med school.

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  • lorlei13lorlei13 member
    Bhahahahahaha!!  Thanks I needed that!
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  • erinlovesdaviderinlovesdavid member
    Also, LOL @ "ultra vag"!!!
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  • christyjoleechristyjolee
    Pure awesomeness!!
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  • TheGregory's07TheGregory's07
    Wow, I am cracking up.
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  • bryanandkatrinabryanandkatrina member
    Oh my goodness, that's awesome!
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  • UrbanWifeUrbanWife
    That is hilarious! It's amazing how little they actually know when you ask them about it! DH likes to say to me we're not BDing enough... I say, you don't even know how it works, lol!
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  • jmhuffjmhuff
    That just made my day!
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  • inlovewithBinlovewithB
    It is so funny that you mentioned this b/c I hate buying the "super plus" tampons...ever since I was a teenager I thought the clerks would think I was strange for needing the "big" ones.
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  • BabyTrippinBabyTrippin member
    I love it!  Silly boys.  My first husband was completely baffled that I could pee with a tampon in.  He somehow got the idea that a woman peed out of her vag. 
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  • erinlovesdaviderinlovesdavid member

    imageBabyTrippin:
    I love it!  Silly boys.  My first husband was completely baffled that I could pee with a tampon in.  He somehow got the idea that a woman peed out of her vag. 

    LOL, that's hilarious!

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  • Zed58Zed58
    hehehehehe...that's something my dh would think too...
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  • tigers413tigers413
    LOL that is too funny!
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  • lauralizabeelauralizabee member
    BWAHAHAHA! Super Vag!!!
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  • nbbride06nbbride06 member
    hilarious
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  • itsmeginitsmegin

    I use slender regulars Surprise It's quite a miracle that I am able to have sex!!

    I am loling a lot at him thinking the multipack was this weird phenomenon, like maybe you shared them with your different sized friends?

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    imageitsmegin:

    I use slender regulars Surprise It's quite a miracle that I am able to have sex!!

    I am loling a lot at him thinking the multipack was this weird phenomenon, like maybe you shared them with your different sized friends?

    They have poker night...we have split the tampons night...I'm dying over here!

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    imageBabyTrippin:
    imageitsmegin:

    I use slender regulars Surprise It's quite a miracle that I am able to have sex!!

    I am loling a lot at him thinking the multipack was this weird phenomenon, like maybe you shared them with your different sized friends?

    They have poker night...we have split the tampons night...I'm dying over here!

    LMFAO!

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    hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
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  • olivia_eveolivia_eve
    This is awesome.  Ha!
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  • JulsWJulsW
    Hilarious! That just made my day! Maybe I will quiz DH when he gets home to see what he thinks the different ones are for! :)
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  • stillwaiting12stillwaiting12
    Seriously hilarious!! I am going to have to ask my DH what he thinks it means and I will guess he thinks the same thing!!
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    Haha, that's hilarious!
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  • ikissedthecookikissedthecook
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    I love it!  Silly boys.  My first husband was completely baffled that I could pee with a tampon in.  He somehow got the idea that a woman peed out of her vag. 
    I seriously just had to clear this up for my DH a few months ago. That's hilarious about the different sized vags, though. That cracked me up!
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  • ColleenS629ColleenS629 member
    That is too funny! I have to share my DH's tampon revelation now... when we started dating we were pretty young. I had to explain to him that the pee hole and the tampon/ FWP hole were different. He thought that everytime you peed you had to take the tampon out. Oh DHs...
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    imageikissedthecook:
    imageBabyTrippin:
    I love it!  Silly boys.  My first husband was completely baffled that I could pee with a tampon in.  He somehow got the idea that a woman peed out of her vag. 
    I seriously just had to clear this up for my DH a few months ago. That's hilarious about the different sized vags, though. That cracked me up!

    This is what I get for not reading through the responses lol oops! 

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  • CashewsMommyCashewsMommy member
    LOL What is up with these DHs that just do not have a clue!?


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  • stillbakingstillbaking member
    That's hilarious!
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  • CaroleeCarolee member

    LMAO!!!

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  • tmhdmhtmhdmh
    hilarious!
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  • kmountkmount member
    that is such a typical guy thought....  Men know nothing about lady parts, and I kind of think it should stay that way.
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  • butterfly843butterfly843
    Thank you for that, I needed the laugh. Reminds me of something my dh would say.

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  • shoefreak85shoefreak85
    LMAO!!! Thanks for that laugh!
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  • shelshel79shelshel79

    OMG that is absolutely hilarious! I'm dying!

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