What shape is your H's/So's "member?" CLICKY

Re: What shape is your H's/So's "member?" CLICKY

• neferhathor member

  October 2010

  More medium length and thickness. Just right for me. 

  

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• J+MS member

  October 2010

  You said "balls" ::points and laughs::

  "Seriously, mommy forum people are some crazy ass bitches." New Year New You

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• CinemaGoddess member

  October 2010

  It's penis shaped. 

   
  

  
  

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• yourmom5309 member

  October 2010

  neferhathor:

  More medium length and thickness. Just right for me. 

  This

  

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• CopperT0p member

  October 2010

  It's a turtle/inny when not in use, otherwise it falls into the shorty but wide category.  Works for us.  The turtle stage sometimes makes me giggle (which I have to hide from him) but I suppose it'll never get caught in his fly.

   
  

  
  

  

  

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• LitchfieldMom

  October 2010

  I hope you dont mind the BLUNTNESS of this question but are we talking about when its hard or when its soft lol ? lol

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• wife1014 member

  October 2010

  What kind of question is this?  I thought this board was for the immaculate conception ladies only.  The horror...

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• ValVail67

  October 2010

  CopperT0p:

  It's a turtle/inny when not in use, otherwise it falls into the shorty but wide category.  Works for us.  The turtle stage sometimes makes me giggle (which I have to hide from him) but I suppose it'll never get caught in his fly.

  Yes, you should NEVER giggle at your husband's manhood. They take that kind if thing incredibly personal.

  
  
  Married my best friend, Chris, on 07/11/2009...

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• Hyfagal member

  October 2010

  I was going to be super funny and post a pic of a banana and this is the pic that came up. Now if feel all gross and tingly.

  

  

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• [Deleted User]

  October 2010

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• J+MS member

  October 2010

  heckysue:

  wife1014:

  What kind of question is this?  I thought this board was for the immaculate conception ladies only.  The horror...

  LOL well if you notice, 20% of us are virgins.

  Reveal yourselves, imposters!  Unless there's some kind of immaculate conception thing going on.

  I'm a virgin. Isabelle is Jesus' sister.

  "Seriously, mommy forum people are some crazy ass bitches." New Year New You

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• J+MS member

  October 2010

  heckysue:

  wife1014:

  What kind of question is this?  I thought this board was for the immaculate conception ladies only.  The horror...

  LOL well if you notice, 20% of us are virgins.

  Reveal yourselves, imposters!  Unless there's some kind of immaculate conception thing going on.

  I'm a virgin. Isabelle is Jesus' sister.

  "Seriously, mommy forum people are some crazy ass bitches." New Year New You

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• IslamoradaBride09 member

  October 2010

  At the risk of sounding like Goldilocks, it's "just right."
  

  

  

  
  

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• hermione76

  October 2010

  J+MS:

  heckysue:

  wife1014:

  What kind of question is this?  I thought this board was for the immaculate conception ladies only.  The horror...

  LOL well if you notice, 20% of us are virgins.

  Reveal yourselves, imposters!  Unless there's some kind of immaculate conception thing going on.

  I'm a virgin. Isabelle is Jesus' sister.

  This made me snort water up my nose !  

  

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• [Deleted User]

  October 2010

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• daenikoffre member

  October 2010

  

  
  

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• Mt2G1012

  October 2010

  My husband is average length but ridiculously wide.  For me, it is perfect.  I hate length and am all about the girth!
  

  

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• ValVail67

  October 2010

  daenikoffre:

  

  

  This post is going exactly the way I had hoped it would. Thanks heckysue for the entertainment. Now I only have about 45 minutes left to kill before going to my 2- week.

  
  
  Married my best friend, Chris, on 07/11/2009...

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• AllisaurusRex

  October 2010

  CopperT0p:

  It's a turtle/inny when not in use, otherwise it falls into the shorty but wide category.  Works for us.  The turtle stage sometimes makes me giggle (which I have to hide from him) but I suppose it'll never get caught in his fly.

  OMG, this exactly!!! And then when we went for our level II u/s the tech says, "Do you want to know what it is?" When we said yes, she turned the monitor to us and said, "It's a boy, you see here, the little turtle head popping out?" I nearly peed myself.

  

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• tulips12_30

  October 2010

  heatherm818:

  My husband is average length but ridiculously wide.  For me, it is perfect.  I hate length and am all about the girth!
  

  Me too sista!  Girth...I just like saying it...girth, girth, girth...f'n funny!

  Gunnar is my IVF miracle...after 4 years of TTC...Two cycles of IVF...Our little dude blessed us with his birth...I thank God everyday for him.

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• rg8482 member

  October 2010

  Haha! I'm sure TB is regretting writing that article now.

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• Mt2G1012

  October 2010

  tulips12_30:

  heatherm818:

  My husband is average length but ridiculously wide.  For me, it is perfect.  I hate length and am all about the girth!
  

  Me too sista!  Girth...I just like saying it...girth, girth, girth...f'n funny!

  Girth is a great word.  Oh and to clarify, I can't touch my thumb and pointer finger together around it!  Was that TMI?  LOL

  I wonder how many of us are going to go home and have sex with DH now!
  

  

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• OliveBaby member

  October 2010

  The poll results are making me LOL.

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• J+MS member

  October 2010

  I think it's funny how threads about sex get the most posts/views. I'm renaming this board "3rd trisexter".

  "Seriously, mommy forum people are some crazy ass bitches." New Year New You

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• ValVail67

  October 2010

  J+MS:

  I think it's funny how threads about sex get the most posts/views. I'm renaming this board "3rd trisexter".

  There's really no way sex can't get a lot of attention here because pretty much every lady falls into 1 of these 3 categories:

  1) Pregnant & super horny, so sex is always on the mind.
  2) Pregnant & never horny, so sex is always on the mind because they miss it.
  3) Pregnant & about to pop. So sex is always on the mind because they know they aren't going to be able to have it for about 6 weeks in the very near future.

  So no matter where you stand, I'm sure sex is a hot topic in your brain right about now. What a bunch of horn- toads.

  
  
  Married my best friend, Chris, on 07/11/2009...

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• OliveBaby member

  October 2010

  J+MS:

  I think it's funny how threads about sex get the most posts/views. I'm renaming this board "3rd trisexter".

   Hey man, you know what they say. Sex sells.

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• J+MS member

  October 2010

  ValVail67:

  J+MS:

  I think it's funny how threads about sex get the most posts/views. I'm renaming this board "3rd trisexter".

  There's really no way sex can't get a lot of attention here because pretty much every lady falls into 1 of these 3 categories:

  1) Pregnant & super horny, so sex is always on the mind.
  2) Pregnant & never horny, so sex is always on the mind because they miss it.
  3) Pregnant & about to pop. So sex is always on the mind because they know they aren't going to be able to have it for about 6 weeks in the very near future.

  So no matter where you stand, I'm sure sex is a hot topic in your brain right about now. What a bunch of horn- toads.

  I'm in neuro 3. Even though my induction is scheduled, I would still like DH to help with a few cm if he could. lol
  

  "Seriously, mommy forum people are some crazy ass bitches." New Year New You

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• CinemaGoddess member

  October 2010

  tulips12_30:

  heatherm818:

  My husband is average length but ridiculously wide.  For me, it is perfect.  I hate length and am all about the girth!
  

  Me too sista!  Girth...I just like saying it...girth, girth, girth...f'n funny!

  Girth is no bueno for the butt sechs.

  YWIA. 

   
  

  
  

  Unable to even.  

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  You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK.  Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
  

  
  

  
  

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• Mt2G1012

  October 2010

  cinema_goddess:

  tulips12_30:

  heatherm818:

  My husband is average length but ridiculously wide.  For me, it is perfect.  I hate length and am all about the girth!
  

  Me too sista!  Girth...I just like saying it...girth, girth, girth...f'n funny!

  Girth is no bueno for the butt sechs.

  YWIA. 

  We haven't had a problem  Now THAT was TMI!
  

  

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• ValVail67

  October 2010

  J+MS:

  I'm in neuro 3. Even though my induction is scheduled, I would still like DH to help with a few cm if he could. lol
  

  Well doesn't he only have 1 day left? Tell him he better get to work! Tell him it'll make the induction easier on you. Guilt trips are the best.

  
  
  Married my best friend, Chris, on 07/11/2009...

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• Ivana_Stolichnaya member

  October 2010

  It's an egg in a nest...jk  lol  DH would kill me. 

  No, it's just perfect.
  

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• longingtoholdher2010

  October 2010

  Medium length and good girth Fits me like it was custom made just for me
  

  ~*Mrs.Gallegos*~

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