You will remember my brilliant food themes poll of a week or two ago?
Well my wonderful, not-even-trying-but-can't-help-but-be-brilliantly-funny theme of "Balls around the World" shall never see the light of day.
Why you ask? Let me explain:
Not even cakeballs could save me from throwing myself off the roof... so yeah, I backed out of hosting and will instead be sitting at home in ugly pjs, doing the ugly cry, and eating cookie dough.
Blech.
Re: Well fvck a duck (Balls around the World mentioned)
Because I'm a classy b!tch, I would kindly mention to your friend
"oh, are you sure you want to announce on that day? It's infant and pregnancy loss awareness day"
I bet she won't announce after you spill that one!
Oh yes, please do mention this. I also hope that you will not be attending now that you are not hosting.
ETA: I think I need glasses. You are not going to the dinner.
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I think we have a plan...
@Carrie - the stupid thing is EVERYONE knows... I think she just means 'officially celebrate' it or something stupid. I can see her bringing pink and blue something-or-other dessert.
I'm contemplating going public with my losses this year. They're all friends with me on fb so at least they won't be bitching about me bailing on hosting.
I think you need a new theme:
I'm so sorry. Even I was excited about the balls theme! Stupid FH stupidness.
That sucks hairy goat balls.
I think you need to make 6 kinds of cakeballs just for you and :ahem: spend the evening shoving balls in your mouth.
Yes. Do it. Fvck her and do it.
She has nine fvcking months to celebrate being pregnant. We get one stupid day. At least people should know about it.
Oh and ps: I will celebrate the virtual balls around the world with you. Swedish meatballs, cakeballs, rice balls. It'll be balls to the wall here. We'll listen to Li'l Jon as our musical accompaniment.
Baby Boy Smudgie born 10/4/11
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However, I love that sevens has upgraded Li'l Jon to "musical accompaniment."
This.
I'm so sorry.
I have issues with her for announcing she is announcing her pregnancy and doing so at a party you are hosting.
I agree with Carrie, you should call her up and tell her about it. I would go one step farther and tell her you had already planned on doing a special pregnancy loss memorial at the dinner so that wouldn't go a good time.
If you do decide to stay home, I fully support the virtual balls around the world.
BFP 12/18/2009. HB 1/4/2010. NO HB 1/18/2010. D&C 1/19/2010
April 2011 IUI #1 BFN. High FSH and other issues.
May 2011 Chose to build our family through adoption
September 2011 Actively waiting for a match
11/26/11 Surprise BFP * DD born 7/23/12
I agree with Carrie....That ought to shut her up for the time being...
Jenn
3 IUI's all BFN
IVF#1 BFN IVF#2 BFP, loss at 19 weeks FET#1 BFN IVF#3 BFP, m/c FET#2 BFN
Missing our twins Zachary and Madison, lost at 19 weeks on 11/13/09, edd 4/9/10
BFP 7/17/10, m/c 7/25/10, edd 3/25/11
Ectopic, lost left tube 4/20/11, edd 12/6/11
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this. for sure.