Hahaha! Same here! My left hand usually comes out ok, but I am so SEVERELY right-handed that my right hand (being painted with my deffective left hand) comes out all funky.
It annoys me that I have to pay someone to do this for me! I keep telling myself I really need to get better at it so I don't have to pay anyone anymore.
Re: Painting my nails...
No, not pathetic at all! I should have had my DH do it...He would have done a MUCH better job than me.
this! It is the only way I can paint my nails