I have something very important to tell you:
I think you're a skank. I also think you're a ho. And I mean that in the nicest possible way.
Aww I can feel the love!
Awwwww *sniff sniff*
I feel the love.
Now if I can just get my hands on some child support so I can start spending it on myself and then use my LO as a pawn to get more, I will really be happy