Eeeeevil... Muahahahaha

sleepingbeauty825 · September 2010

Went to my first doctor's appointment today. I had to go in so he could tell me Prozac was a Class C medicine (ORLY? Thank you, Dr. Google) and I was pretty sure he was going to try to date my pregnancy.

I REALLY REALLY did not want a vag ultrasound, so in an attempt to ward off the penis wand of doom, I brought along baby boy. I mean, who's going to try to do a vag ultrasound with a baby in the room? I mean, an outside baby. LOL

So, he did the belly ultrasound and said that he could see the sac, but he couldn't date it without going in. Right at that moment, Simon toppled over (he was playing on the floor) and started crying. My doctor looked at him, looked at me and said, "You know, there's no sense in inserting the penis wand of doom, why don't you just come back in three weeks?"

And I was like,"BOOOOOOORNNNN FREEEEEEEE!!! FREE AS THE WINNNNND BLOOOOOWSSS!"

Also, I am nowhere near closer to learning my EDD, but I am most definitely KTFU. Apparently, it was not a faulty box of pregnancy tests like I had originally hoped.

sleepingbeauty825 · September 2010

Also, those hobags on 1t are snarking on my siggy. Can you believe that?? It's not like I'm hollysmoffett, for Christ's sake.

JaysonandKristin · September 2010

sleepingbeauty825:
Also, those hobags on 1t are snarking on my siggy. Can you believe that?? It's not like I'm hollysmoffett, for Christ's sake.

Those idiots are also afraid of hot dogs, soft cheeses and sushi... I wouldn't put too much faith into their snark...

MomOfClaire · September 2010

sleepingbeauty825:
Also, those hobags on 1t are snarking on my siggy. Can you believe that?? It's not like I'm hollysmoffett, for Christ's sake.

What?! I think you need another ticker or two.

ABColeslaw · September 2010

sleepingbeauty825:
Also, those hobags on 1t are snarking on my siggy. Can you believe that?? It's not like I'm hollysmoffett, for Christ's sake.

Hey Now, Hey Now....did you see this new siggy!

Hip2Bsquare · September 2010

I don't see anything wrong with your siggy. What are they saying about it?

cobabymama · September 2010

sleepingbeauty825:

Went to my first doctor's appointment today. I had to go in so he could tell me Prozac was a Class C medicine (ORLY? Thank you, Dr. Google) and I was pretty sure he was going to try to date my pregnancy.

I REALLY REALLY did not want a vag ultrasound, so in an attempt to ward off the penis wand of doom, I brought along baby boy. I mean, who's going to try to do a vag ultrasound with a baby in the room? I mean, an outside baby. LOL

So, he did the belly ultrasound and said that he could see the sac, but he couldn't date it without going in. Right at that moment, Simon toppled over (he was playing on the floor) and started crying. My doctor looked at him, looked at me and said, "You know, there's no sense in inserting the penis wand of doom, why don't you just come back in three weeks?"

And I was like,"BOOOOOOORNNNN FREEEEEEEE!!! FREE AS THE WINNNNND BLOOOOOWSSS!"

Also, I am nowhere near closer to learning my EDD, but I am most definitely KTFU. Apparently, it was not a faulty box of pregnancy tests like I had originally hoped.

Perfect name for it. My DH could never get over that thing...and WOO HOO you didn't have to use it!!

MomOfClaire · September 2010

Oh, and sorry to hear you didn't get a box full of false positives. Stick out tongue

NastyAnnie · September 2010

1st tri's a bunch of dumb cuntnuggets. (Bwahaha).

Also, lol @ a box of faulty POAS.

lmpdjc · September 2010

Glad that you were able to avoid the internal U/S! Did you give Simon a little shove? haha

What's wrong with your siggy?? Don't talk to those dumb girls over there.

NeenTheBean · September 2010

I will take them biitches out don't they know better than to mess with you? And Yay to no penis wand of doom

CheriLooWho · September 2010

Oh H. How do I lurve thee! That was prolly the awesomest post I've ever read. EVER! If I weren't in the truck waiting for DD1 to get out of school, I'd likely be laughing my face off. I try not to look too weird in public. And yes, I said awesomest. It's a word... Today at least.

cobabymama · September 2010

NastyAnnie:

1st tri's a bunch of dumb cuntnuggets. (Bwahaha).

Also, lol @ a box of faulty POAS.

Careful NA...Karma might get you back in 1st tri yourself

haha..I kid..I kid..

anabell0920 · September 2010

Tell them you just like to fill up their box err I mean screen : ). Oh and you have more patience than me I would have wanted to know the date asap!

sleepingbeauty825 · September 2010

Hollysmoffett:
sleepingbeauty825:
Also, those hobags on 1t are snarking on my siggy. Can you believe that?? It's not like I'm hollysmoffett, for Christ's sake.

Hey Now, Hey Now....did you see this new siggy!

HEEEEE HEEEE HEEEEE

sleepingbeauty825 · September 2010

Italiannvegas:
I don't see anything wrong with your siggy. What are they saying about it?

It's jenerally. Don't know WHY God made me pregnant at the same time as her.

sleepingbeauty825 · September 2010

CheriLooWho:
Oh H. How do I lurve thee! That was prolly the awesomest post I've ever read. EVER! If I weren't in the truck waiting for DD1 to get out of school, I'd like be laughing my face off. I try not to look too weird in public. And yes, I said awesomest. It's a word... Today at least.

AWWWWW love new Hera!! Are you coming to Utah or what?

NastyAnnie · September 2010

cobabymama:
NastyAnnie:

1st tri's a bunch of dumb cuntnuggets. (Bwahaha).

Also, lol @ a box of faulty POAS.

Careful NA...Karma might get you back in 1st tri yourself

haha..I kid..I kid..

You shut your mouth when you're talking to me, CO! AHH!

murfygirl · September 2010

sleepingbeauty825:
Italiannvegas:
I don't see anything wrong with your siggy. What are they saying about it?
It's jenerally. Don't know WHY God made me pregnant at the same time as her.

Oh God that is just a cruel joke!

CheriLooWho · September 2010

Not sure if I need a passport for Hera.

NastyAnnie · September 2010

sleepingbeauty825:
Italiannvegas:
I don't see anything wrong with your siggy. What are they saying about it?
It's jenerally. Don't know WHY God made me pregnant at the same time as her.

You must have done something pretty terrible to deserve that, SB. Did you kill a litter of baby unicorns or something?

cobabymama · September 2010

NastyAnnie:
cobabymama:
NastyAnnie:

1st tri's a bunch of dumb cuntnuggets. (Bwahaha).

Also, lol @ a box of faulty POAS.

Careful NA...Karma might get you back in 1st tri yourself

haha..I kid..I kid..

You shut your mouth when you're talking to me, CO! AHH!

Zip it!

Hip2Bsquare · September 2010

sleepingbeauty825:
Italiannvegas:
I don't see anything wrong with your siggy. What are they saying about it?
It's jenerally. Don't know WHY God made me pregnant at the same time as her.

Ugh she was unpleasant the first time around as well. I am sorry God did that.

anabell0920 · September 2010

Linky?

murfygirl · September 2010

anabell0920:
Linky?

LINK

sleepingbeauty825 · September 2010

anabell0920:
Linky?

https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/43204320.aspx

murfygirl · September 2010

sleepingbeauty825:
anabell0920:
Linky?

https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/43204320.aspx

I wonder how big the stick up jenerallys ass is? I am thinking pretty big!

anabell0920 · September 2010

D@mm I forgot how BORING 1st tri is! Two whole pages devoted to siggy length.

sleepingbeauty825 · September 2010

murfygirl:
sleepingbeauty825:
anabell0920:
Linky?

https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/43204320.aspx

I wonder how big the stick up jenerallys ass is? I am thinking pretty big!

She's probably snarking on me because of my CKC badge. Also, because my sig is rather large. I can't help it, I want to participate in the challenge and I can't get rid of my cutie boy! So she can block it if she likes.

elissa808 · September 2010

sleepingbeauty825:

anabell0920:
Linky?

https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/43204320.aspx

holy irritable horemones, that was a fun read

murfygirl · September 2010

sleepingbeauty825:
murfygirl:
sleepingbeauty825:
anabell0920:
Linky?

https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/43204320.aspx

I wonder how big the stick up jenerallys ass is? I am thinking pretty big!
She's probably snarking on me because of my CKC badge. Also, because my sig is rather large. I can't help it, I want to participate in the challenge and I can't get rid of my cutie boy! So she can block it if she likes.

You should kindly mention to her that I would be more worried about the stick up my ass being as big as hers than my siggy

BFab11 · September 2010

SB, you get a billion wins for this post.

You should add a ticker that says "# of days since jenerally's last b!tch moment" and have it always set to 0

JessLingle · September 2010

I seriously want to beat some of those girls up. When we decide to have another LO, I am never going back there.

Shortycube · September 2010

BFab11:

SB, you get a billion wins for this post.

You should add a ticker that says "# of days since jenerally's last b!tch moment" and have it always set to 0

LMAO.

THIS THIS THIS!

wendic22 · September 2010

sleepingbeauty825:
anabell0920:
Linky?

https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/43204320.aspx

you are hilarious. i physically could ..... HAHA

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