December 2010 Moms

Hand me a ziploc bag...

Boob juice everywhere!!! I mean EV-ERY-WHERE!

I've been a leaking lady since week 16 and have ruined a few bras during the days but my biggest troubles come at night when I roll ever so slightly and burst the milk balloons that hang from what used to be a rather petite chest. But no big deal...change the shirt, go back to sleep. Done.

Today? Different story. I'm not even touching the girls and they are just putting on a big 'ol show. I took off my bra because really, it was take it off or jump in and take a swim. I thought the absence of my bra pushing on my boobs would help but nope. So then I took of my shirt (because who wants to ruin a cute shirt with boob juice?) and it was like my boobs screamed "FREEDOM" and the dam lifted because before I could blink, I had colostrum running down my belly. Ick! So now I'm naked, and bumping (ow ow!) and I just turned to DH and said, "hand me a ziploc bag, we gotta freeze this junk".

So with one hand, I hold a ziploc bag over one boob (yes, totally trying to suffocate it more than collect anything) and with the other hand, I'm bumping...ALL from my bath tub. Who says I can't multi-task?! 

 

Re: Hand me a ziploc bag...

  • KateySue I'm not sure I'm comfortable with your naked bumping....lol.

    That's crazy though! I haven't had any leakage yet....kinda hoping I don't. 

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  • imagelindsayluong12:

    KateySue I'm not sure I'm comfortable with your naked bumping....lol.

    That's crazy though! I haven't had any leakage yet....kinda hoping I don't. 

    Just close your eyes Wink. After posting, I thought, "hmmm maybe I shared too much" but I figure that we're all family, right? I might be the only nut willing to admit that I bump from my bathroom but I know I can't be the only one who does it...right??? 

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    imagelindsayluong12:

    KateySue I'm not sure I'm comfortable with your naked bumping....lol.

    That's crazy though! I haven't had any leakage yet....kinda hoping I don't. 

    Just close your eyes Wink. After posting, I thought, "hmmm maybe I shared too much" but I figure that we're all family, right? I might be the only nut willing to admit that I bump from my bathroom but I know I can't be the only one who does it...right??? 

    If I got service in my bathroom, I would totally bump from there lol 

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  • Whoa, girl! Too bad you cant share the wealth. I don't have anything going on yet in the boob department. Well, except that they've become ginormus.
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  • I've totally bumped from a WalMart bathroom!
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  • imageKateySue:
    imagelindsayluong12:

    KateySue I'm not sure I'm comfortable with your naked bumping....lol.

    That's crazy though! I haven't had any leakage yet....kinda hoping I don't. 

    Just close your eyes Wink. After posting, I thought, "hmmm maybe I shared too much" but I figure that we're all family, right? I might be the only nut willing to admit that I bump from my bathroom but I know I can't be the only one who does it...right??? 

    Hah I'm pretty sure there's no such thing as "sharing too much" on this board!

  • KateySue I *heart* you Big Smile

    I seem to only leak when I squeeze my boobies. Not that I do it very often, but I find it kind of interesting!

    I say you spend the day in the tub and keep bumping from there as well!!

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  • LMAO!!  too funny, and that your with it enough to think hey lets save some of it is impressive!!  good luck with the ziplocks!!

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  • I'm not having those types of problems, but I am having some leakage.  I bought the disposable, sticky nursing pads from Lansinoh and put them in my bra and keep a couple extra in my purse--they are individually wrapped, so they stay clean.

     Good luck!

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  • Hahahaha, I LOVE it!  I bump from the tub, I'm not too proud to share it.  I spend lots of time in there, what else am I supposed to do?  Stick out tongue
  • this post is definately a classic. Hopefully the dam starts to work again.
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