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it was all a lie!! :(

LILBIT1221LILBIT1221 member
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I have been sneezing my asss off all night and yet still no labor...i feel so...so deceived.
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Re: it was all a lie!! :(

  • nancemommynancemommy
    Son of a Snitch!!!! I was gonna start trying it as soon as DH fell asleep.  I really want to sneeze and start yelling "it's time, it's time" and scare the beheebus out of him!
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  • LILBIT1221LILBIT1221 member
    imagenancemommy:
    Son of a Snitch!!!! I was gonna start trying it as soon as DH fell asleep.? I really want to sneeze and start yelling "it's time, it's time" and scare the beheebus out of him!
    i'm sorry but someone had to tell the truth...i tried white pepper, black pepper...peppercorns...all i did was pee a little haha
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  • J+MSJ+MS member
    That was one of the funniest threads ever.
    "Seriously, mommy forum people are some crazy ass bitches." New Year New You
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  • --halo----halo-- member

    imagenancemommy:
    Son of a Snitch!!!! I was gonna start trying it as soon as DH fell asleep.  I really want to sneeze and start yelling "it's time, it's time" and scare the beheebus out of him!

    hahahaha I love it. 

    I used to be a big deal.  Now I'm just old. 
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  • jmepurplejmepurple
    darn it, I had high hopes for this theory....guess I won't be sneezing myself into labor in 10 weeks....lmao
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  • LILBIT1221LILBIT1221 member
    imageJ+MS:
    That was one of the funniest threads ever.
    Word boo boo it damn sure was!
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  • Smores730Smores730 member

    imagezeadfly:
    maybe it only works if you make your vag sneeze..food for thought! lolSurprise

    Contemplates what to shove up vag to get it to sneeze. (For future reference of course!)

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  • J+MSJ+MS member
    imageLILBIT1221:
    imageJ+MS:
    That was one of the funniest threads ever.
    Word boo boo it damn sure was!
    Heeeeeey BOO BOO! I'm sorry was that racist?
    "Seriously, mommy forum people are some crazy ass bitches." New Year New You
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  • krisnolan22krisnolan22

    Well. I think a stork, he umm, he drops it down and then, and then, a hole goes in your body and there's blood everywhere, coming out of your head and then you push your belly button and then your butt falls off and then you hold your butt and you have to dig and you find the little baby.

     

    Forget this sneezing stuff...that only makes you pee. 

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  • JasmineBrookeJasmineBrooke

    Damnit.  I've had a cold for the last week and was hoping I'd at least sneeze out my MP.

     

    :( 

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  • bisabelmbisabelm member
    You must be doing it wrong Lilbit. You really have to commit to the sneeze and throw your whole body into it. Otherwise you won't generate enough power to loosen that baby up from your uterus. It's also been debated that squeezing is what actually causes labor so have your husband and the other 6 sister wives take turns squezzing u from head to toe.
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  • scoutkatescoutkate member

    TayTay, you dirty liar!

    But how good was it to see her again?!  That made my day!!

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  • LILBIT1221LILBIT1221 member
    imageJ+MS:
    imageLILBIT1221:
    imageJ+MS:
    That was one of the funniest threads ever.
    Word boo boo it damn sure was!
    Heeeeeey BOO BOO! I'm sorry was that racist?
    Uhm no its not like i called you a pic-a-nic basket! dont get your busted ass panties all in a wad yo
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  • LILBIT1221LILBIT1221 member
    imagescoutkate:

    TayTay, you dirty liar!

    But how good was it to see her again?!? That made my day!!

    Ahhh nothing like a visit from an old (hot) friend to make your day. dont you just love how she always brings something great to the table?
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  • wife1014wife1014 member

    imagenancemommy:
    Son of a Snitch!!!! I was gonna start trying it as soon as DH fell asleep.  I really want to sneeze and start yelling "it's time, it's time" and scare the beheebus out of him!

    absolutely love!!!

    I was hoping for my own sneezing fit today.  My allergies are killing me...so maybe my day is today!

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  • LILBIT1221LILBIT1221 member
    imageJasmineBrooke:

    Damnit.  I've had a cold for the last week and was hoping I'd at least sneeze out my MP.

     

    :( 

    just keep checking your Cheerios Love!

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  • jamiemsmithjamiemsmith member
    I was under the impression you had to be on the toilet while sneezing! I've set up shop in the bathroom! I even threw some cheerios in the toilet... no MP here yet!
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  • LILBIT1221LILBIT1221 member

    imagejamiemsmith:
    I was under the impression you had to be on the toilet while sneezing! I've set up shop in the bathroom! I even threw some cheerios in the toilet... no MP here yet!

    I am going to try Fruit Loops I think.

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  • Mrs.JohnsMrs.Johns member
    Did she DD it? I was just about to leave work when that craziness started. Boo.
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  • MSC03MSC03 member

    *pulls peppercorns out of her nose, wipes bloody nose from sneezing all night*

    Well shiiiiiit...

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  • LILBIT1221LILBIT1221 member
    imageMrsSummitCounty:

    *pulls peppercorns out of her nose, wipes bloody nose from sneezing all night*

    Well shiiiiiit...

    i know...I know...I was devistated too...what can you expect from her though?

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