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have to share this email I got...

wife1014wife1014 member
in 3rd Trimester

I never pass these things on, but this is real funny.

The Washcloth

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Ladies, this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman
alive who won't crack up over this!

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I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early
one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I
had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed
everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip
to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.

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As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full
effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that
was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in 'that area' to
make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes
basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

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I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked
over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some
other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor
said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?'

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I didn't respond.

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After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of
the day was normal ... some shopping, cleaning, cooking.

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After school when my 6-year-old daughter was playing, she called out from
the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth?'

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I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

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She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my
glitter and sparkles saved inside it.'

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Never going back to that doctor.

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Ever.


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