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yourmom5309
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Most embarrassing moment with your baby
yourmom5309
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The PSA elder post got me thinking. What is the most embarrassing moment you have had with your baby - cringe worthy moments.
Mine would have to be when DD was about one month old. We were in the store and she started screaming and crying. I could not do anything to get her to stop when I all of the sudden realized she had a huge glob of shiit coming out of her diaper. I remember fussing at DH to bring the buggy down an aisle that no one was on - because I now was that lady with the screaming kid in the store. Things only escalated when I remembered I told DH to leave the diaper bag in the car because "what are the chances we will need it." I was holding a screaming baby with poo coming out of her diaper while DH was running to the car to grab my purse like diaper bag. You can?t make this shiit up. I still cringe thinking about it.
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Re: Most embarrassing moment with your baby
One time Jack started humping another dog at the park. I was humiliated.
ds was in the nicu. I was changing his diaper and the nurse said "oh watch out he just ate". I figured she meant he would be spitting up. I was like "oh yeah he always does that" .
two second later ds ripped a huge fart and poo went shooting acrossed the room. It got on all his wires and cords, the monitor screens, the isolette, sheets, ds, me. I was covered in baby poo!!!! I just started saying "omg, I didn't know babies could do that!!!!" All the nurses came in to help me clean up and they were all dying laughing at me.
I was so embarrassed. I felt like an idiot. He sure meant watch out for yor son to projectile poo, and I thought she meant a little spit up. I had no.idea.
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funny how thy all turn out to be poo stories!
i was with DS, my mom and gmas at olive garden and DS used to do this thing where he would tense up real tight and grunt and make his face turn red.... it was pretty funny ill be honest.. well my gma loved when he did it so she kept eggin it on until he did it and crapped all over himself (he was still in diapers at the time) and by all over himself i mean it was up in his armpits?!! and of course i had NO extra clothes so he had to go naked for a little while!!
im sure i could think of more embarrassing things but that one is pretty high on the list.
DH ran into Target minutes before closing to grab some wipes. Bug and I sat in the car. He hadn't been feeling well, but at 5months he'd never even spit up, so I wasn't worried.
DH was taking 20+ minutes. To grab WIPES. I take Bug out of his infant seat, and just carry him in. I find DH (trying on adult footie pajamas, but thats another story) and yell at him we need to leave.
As we are being rung up, Bug went ahead and projectile vomited in my face. All over my face. Chunky, half-digested milk in my hair. Running down my v-neck.
I had SEVERE morning sickness, and vomit makes me...well... vomit. I am holding Bug for dear life as I bend over... and puke all over the floor.?
DH cracks up, while the cashier looks at me with one of those "you have no business having children" looks. I slinked out to the car while DH paid.
And I have not been back to that Target since.?
When Jack was about 18 months old, he stood in the middle of the grocery store, grabbed his crotch Michael Jackson style, and yelled, 'PEEN!!!'
(which was his word for Penis).
OMG I died.
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A few months ago when we were working on potty training, everytime my son had to go to the bathroom he would yell, "Mom go poop". While I knew he meant, "mom I have to go poop", it really didnt sound like that to other people.
i dont have kids so ill tell you one my dad's stories
he was carrying me in a mall 29 yrs ago when he started smelling something really gross only to look down and diarrhea was leaking from my diaper all down his shirt. YUCK sorry pops! That or the time we were at red lobster, i was a baby, and i projectile vomited onto the table. Mom stayed to eat after everything was cleaned up as dad took me to my grandparents and went back to finish dinner.Its a miracle i ever got taken into public at all....
Ours is along the poop lines. DS is a month or two old and we are in JCPenney's by ourselves. He needs to be changed. I go to the restroom and use the changing table that is out in the sitting area. I lay him down, grab the neccessary supplies, remove wet diaper and just as I do both ends go off. He is now screaming because he peed in his own eye, there is poo EVERYWHERE, and I'm about to cry. There is a little old lady sitting in one of the chairs waiting for someone trying very hard to stiffle her laughter. She says to me "It takes practice, hang in there." So I hurry and clean everything up, change DS pee soaked clothes and hitail it out of there.
This will also be my first- but my dad also constantly tells me this story now that I am pg-
My dad was in a room full of people (I think at a party or something) holding me while I was an infant. While trying to make me smile, He was holding me up over his face talking to me and making funny faces. Apparently I decided to puke all over his face and in his wide open mouth. Gross.
Blahahahaah.
Blahahahahahahahahhah. I would have died.