I just wanted to let everyone here know that I am an elder of the 2nd tri board, and therefore, I am not be be messed with, snarked at or side eyed. ::stepping off the broom::
Gunnar is my IVF miracle...after 4 years of TTC...Two cycles of IVF...Our little dude blessed us with his birth...I thank God everyday for him.
And she knows everyone and everything that you 1st tri gals are about to try to be cute and attempt. So it's already been done and you guys that are thinking of starting gangs after we leave are lame.
That about covers it right? LOL
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ETA: it also trumps toddler so don't try it b!tches.
No, effin way! Until you've been puked on, *** on, and stay up with all night w/ a crying baby...you don't deserve "elder" status! hahaha...you've got awhile yet!
ETA: it also trumps toddler so don't try it b!tches.
Hyfagal - normally I agree with you. Howeverm Platinum only trumps toddler when they bumpie also has a toddler. Therefore, until you have pushed out a baby, found puke in your hair, been in public with a screaming baby, changed a dirty diaper in a store, opended a box of cereal to feed a screaming child in a store, or gone countless nights with less than 4 hours of sleep - toddler trumps.
ETA: it also trumps toddler so don't try it b!tches.
Hyfagal - normally I agree with you. However, Platinum only trumps toddler when they bumpie also has a toddler. Therefore, until you have pushed out a baby, found puke in your hair, been in public with a screaming baby, changed a dirty diaper in a store, opended a box of cereal to feed a screaming child in a store, or gone countless nights with less than 4 hours of sleep - toddler trumps.
ETA: it also trumps toddler so don't try it b!tches.
Hyfagal - normally I agree with you. However, Platinum only trumps toddler when they bumpie also has a toddler. Therefore, until you have pushed out a baby, found puke in your hair, been in public with a screaming baby, changed a dirty diaper in a store, opended a box of cereal to feed a screaming child in a store, or gone countless nights with less than 4 hours of sleep - toddler trumps.
I have dogs though, and I've babysat. It's pretty much the same thing.
ETA: it also trumps toddler so don't try it b!tches.
Hyfagal - normally I agree with you. However, Platinum only trumps toddler when they bumpie also has a toddler. Therefore, until you have pushed out a baby, found puke in your hair, been in public with a screaming baby, changed a dirty diaper in a store, opended a box of cereal to feed a screaming child in a store, or gone countless nights with less than 4 hours of sleep - toddler trumps.
I have dogs though, and I've babysat. It's pretty much the same thing.
ETA: it also trumps toddler so don't try it b!tches.
Hyfagal - normally I agree with you. However, Platinum only trumps toddler when they bumpie also has a toddler. Therefore, until you have pushed out a baby, found puke in your hair, been in public with a screaming baby, changed a dirty diaper in a store, opended a box of cereal to feed a screaming child in a store, or gone countless nights with less than 4 hours of sleep - toddler trumps.
I have dogs though, and I've babysat. It's pretty much the same thing.
Re: 2nd Tri Elder PSA
And she knows everyone and everything that you 1st tri gals are about to try to be cute and attempt. So it's already been done and you guys that are thinking of starting gangs after we leave are lame.
That about covers it right? LOL
You didn't say anything about not getting shanked.
I think you fellow elders about covered it!
::bows to tulips12_30::
My only hope is to become an elder of your quality! lol
I'm sorry, but if you don't actually already HAVE a baby, theres no way you can be an 'elder'.
BOW DOWN BIITCHES!!!
The Mouse ~ 06.12.08 | The Froggy ~ 02.23.11
My platinum trumps your gestation.
ETA: it also trumps toddler so don't try it b!tches.
No, effin way! Until you've been puked on, *** on, and stay up with all night w/ a crying baby...you don't deserve "elder" status! hahaha...you've got awhile yet!
Go ahead elders, us youngins will chase you down and put the hurtin' on you because you're further along and slower and afraid of your MP falling out.
Hyfagal - normally I agree with you. Howeverm Platinum only trumps toddler when they bumpie also has a toddler. Therefore, until you have pushed out a baby, found puke in your hair, been in public with a screaming baby, changed a dirty diaper in a store, opended a box of cereal to feed a screaming child in a store, or gone countless nights with less than 4 hours of sleep - toddler trumps.
Hyfagal - normally I agree with you. However, Platinum only trumps toddler when they bumpie also has a toddler. Therefore, until you have pushed out a baby, found puke in your hair, been in public with a screaming baby, changed a dirty diaper in a store, opended a box of cereal to feed a screaming child in a store, or gone countless nights with less than 4 hours of sleep - toddler trumps.
UGH.... ::throwing a temper tantrum::
I have dogs though, and I've babysat. It's pretty much the same thing.
Tulips, I give you extra points. You have a big a$$ dog - so equals half of a toddler.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ::breath:: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Um, no.
It's like women who say they're celebrating their first Mother's Day when pregnant. It's a nice sentiment, but no. Sorry.
The Mouse ~ 06.12.08 | The Froggy ~ 02.23.11
No. This baby never leaves!!!!!!
My dogs never leave!