Pelvic Rest is bullsh!t. Vent

CeeCeeSugaPie · September 2010

I effing hate it. Stupid partial placenta previa. Does my OB realize she has sentenced me to months worth of guilt-induced oral action for DH? My next U/S better show that this thing has moved up. Why is it that when someone tells you that you can't have something you want it more than normal? Annoying. Vent over.

kapowski23 · September 2010

Now you can sit and gang bang on the bump all day.

tulips12_30 · September 2010

I hear ya sista! I've been on pelvic rest since the end of May. Although I LOVE the fact that I don't have to act like I want sex, this has now given the DH freedom to as you put it "guilt-induced oral action"....UGH...

JustOne · September 2010

I have been on pelvic rest since week 5. And it is still going strong thanks to my pita placenta. Yay! Not. I completely feel your pain. Minus the oral action. The last thing that either of us want is for me to toss my cookies on him.

CeeCeeSugaPie · September 2010

lol! This is the most action I've had in while. Maybe I should have joined a gang because this shiz will make you want to shank somebody.

kapowski23 · September 2010

Maybe being a gang isn't a good idea.. because then you're going to want to have angry sex with your H. Or maybe that's just me.

CeeCeeSugaPie · September 2010

JustOne:
I have been on pelvic rest since week 5. And it is still going strong thanks to my pita placenta. Yay! Not. I completely feel your pain. Minus the oral action. The last thing that either of us want is for me to toss my cookies on him.

Yeah, the gag reflex ain't what it used to be!

CeeCeeSugaPie · September 2010

misskel22:
Maybe being a gang isn't a good idea.. because then you're going to want to have angry sex with your H. Or maybe that's just me.

Meh. Not really into angry sex. If I am p!ssed, I want to be left alone. But point taken.

Emjay221 · September 2010

You don't have to worry about that gag when you open the back door....

HAHAHAH!!!

Thank your doc... not me. I'm just the messenger!

CeeCeeSugaPie · September 2010

Emjay221:

You don't have to worry about that gag when you open the back door....

HAHAHAH!!!

Thank your doc... not me. I'm just the messenger!

lol! DH must be smart enough not to have brought this up already, because I am sure he has thought of that. Although,with all of the gastrointestinal problems that this pregnancy has caused thus far, DH has probably not thought of putting his man-junk anywhere my back-door. It is booby-trapped.

kappanole · September 2010

Emjay221:
You don't have to worry about that gag when you open the back door....
HAHAHAH!!!
Thank your doc... not me. I'm just the messenger!

OMG. This made me choke on my iced tea (don't worry it's decaffeinated). Hilarious. It also made me think of the scene in that Kevin Smith movie Zach and Miri make a porno with the backdoor um backup. And then I laughed harder.

angelicalopez29 · September 2010

While I was still with DH, I was put on bed rest also, and,,, I really enjoyed doing it to my former husband..... but I did miss normal sex al ot

Want a personalized experience?

Pelvic Rest is bullsh!t. Vent

Re: Pelvic Rest is bullsh!t. Vent

Choose Another Board

Search Boards