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You all remember When ArmyQM Said She'd Have USAA's Baby?

thejennigirlthejennigirl
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And then, like a month later, she's all, oh hai- I just had a baby and didn't tell you all!

And her H was deployed.

So tell us Army, this is really USAA's baby, isn't she?

 

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Re: You all remember When ArmyQM Said She'd Have USAA's Baby?

  • Temp76535187505890Temp76535187505890
    Yes and gestation for a banking institution is only a month! You all should try it.
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  • thejennigirlthejennigirl

    I bet you had, like, a 20 minute labor, too, huh?

     

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  • Temp76535187505890Temp76535187505890
    Close. 4.5 hours with only 5 minutes of pushing....and on that I'm not kidding. It was a fabulous birth.
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  • GladToBeMrs.SRSGladToBeMrs.SRS member

    So, instead of cloth diapers, do you use cloth money bags? Do you then launder them?  Is this legal?

    Inquiring minds want to know. 

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  • papagenapapagena member
    imageGladToBeMrs.SRS:

    So, instead of cloth diapers, do you use cloth money bags? Do you then launder them?  Is this legal?

    Inquiring minds want to know. 

    I guess a rather less thought provoking question would be was the placenta used for fertilizer for the money tree that the USAA gave as your push present?  

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  • GladToBeMrs.SRSGladToBeMrs.SRS member
    imagepapagena:
    imageGladToBeMrs.SRS:

    So, instead of cloth diapers, do you use cloth money bags? Do you then launder them?  Is this legal?

    Inquiring minds want to know. 

    I guess a rather less thought provoking question would be was the placenta used for fertilizer for the money tree that the USAA gave as your push present?  

    I need to hook up with this USAA dude.  STAT. 

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  • thejennigirlthejennigirl
    imageGladToBeMrs.SRS:
    imagepapagena:
    imageGladToBeMrs.SRS:

    So, instead of cloth diapers, do you use cloth money bags? Do you then launder them?  Is this legal?

    Inquiring minds want to know. 

    I guess a rather less thought provoking question would be was the placenta used for fertilizer for the money tree that the USAA gave as your push present?  

    I need to hook up with this USAA dude.  STAT. 

    Be careful, they might give you a field agent who will drag their feet in recognizing that the baby is indeed USAA's.  ;)

    And I believe it is legal to launder money bags, *if* they are empty.

     

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  • Temp76535187505890Temp76535187505890
    The money tree didn't survive the heat here. Who knew you'd have to water the damn thing?!
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  • papagenapapagena member

    imageArmyQM:
    The money tree didn't survive the heat here. Who knew you'd have to water the damn thing?!

    Boo - hiss....  utter disappointment...  

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