"Honey you just had a baby in your pants!"

neferhathor · September 2010

The funniest episode of I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant is on! This lady pushed out a baby with her pants on, and told the nurse she could feel something wiggling against her thighs. The nurse was like "ok let me help you out of your pants" and proceeded to cut her pants off. The nurse then exclaimed, "Congratulations! It's a girl!" and the mother says "A girl what?"

The nurse then goes on to clear things up by saying "Honey, you just had a baby in your pants!"

J+MS · September 2010

Geback723 · September 2010

haha I'm watching this one too! I don't see how you could have a baby and have it fit in your pants, unless you were wearing sweats or something...who knows..

LILBIT1221 · September 2010

that damn show never ceases to amaze me.

jamiemsmith · September 2010

Did this woman think she was farting? WTH...

tinamachina · September 2010

Pretty much sums up why I love this show. These women always try to make up some reason why they didn't know...I just couldn't imagine not thinking something was up.

SpartanChick88 · September 2010

I'm watching it too. I so don't get these women! How are they so out of touch with their own bodies?? And what did that chick think was wiggling in her pants???

ChibiMommy · September 2010

Some how this gives me hope. Lol Birth must not be that painful if you can do it in your pants and not even realize it.

Or she was really loose... Like hotdog in a hallway loose.

uluvfranke · September 2010

I just love the stupid cheesy lines from the show like " briana couldnt believe what she saw in the toilet looking back at her!"

LILBIT1221 · September 2010

Did you guys see the one with the Blonde who thought she had cysts? And even after she had the baby she didnt tell anyone until her DH came home days later? And he didnt believe it was her baby until she showed him the "mess" in the bathroom she didnt clean up? I dont even know where to begin with that WRONGness.

Keena80 · September 2010

Are people seriously this dumb... you feel something wiggling in your pants, and before you think to take off your pants you run to the hospital?

Mrs.M317 · September 2010

I refuse to believe that all those stories are true...

neferhathor · September 2010

ensmith:
Some how this gives me hope. Lol Birth must not be that painful if you can do it in your pants and not even realize it.

Or she was really loose... Like hotdog in a hallway loose.

hahaha! it gives me hope too! Or maybe it's all mental, you know? If it's not labor, you can deal with the pain. If it IS labor, there are options.

My husband has the same rational when he gets a migraine. If he calls it a "headache" he can go about his business (in pain, but getting stuff done).

neferhathor · September 2010

LILBIT1221:
Did you guys see the one with the Blonde who thought she had cysts? And even after she had the baby she didnt tell anyone until her DH came home days later? And he didnt believe it was her baby until she showed him the "mess" in the bathroom she didnt clean up? I dont even know where to begin with that WRONGness.

YES!! that one was insane! Either she was BSC to begin with, or the hormones and the pain made her make stupid decisions. Maybe a bit of both?

SpartanChick88 · September 2010

LILBIT1221:
Did you guys see the one with the Blonde who thought she had cysts? And even after she had the baby she didnt tell anyone until her DH came home days later? And he didnt believe it was her baby until she showed him the "mess" in the bathroom she didnt clean up? I dont even know where to begin with that WRONGness.

That one was my favorite!!! What dumb@$$ doesn't call the doctor when she's having severe pain and cramping that she thinks is due to ovarian cysts bursting?? Oh, we will just let it go - it will be fine! And that wasn't even the worst part about it! Mindblowing!

jamiemsmith · September 2010

neferhathor:
LILBIT1221:
Did you guys see the one with the Blonde who thought she had cysts? And even after she had the baby she didnt tell anyone until her DH came home days later? And he didnt believe it was her baby until she showed him the "mess" in the bathroom she didnt clean up? I dont even know where to begin with that WRONGness.
YES!! that one was insane! Either she was BSC to begin with, or the hormones and the pain made her make stupid decisions. Maybe a bit of both?

I saw that one... stupid moron didn't even take the baby to get checked!

LILBIT1221 · September 2010

neferhathor:

LILBIT1221:
Did you guys see the one with the Blonde who thought she had cysts? And even after she had the baby she didnt tell anyone until her DH came home days later? And he didnt believe it was her baby until she showed him the "mess" in the bathroom she didnt clean up? I dont even know where to begin with that WRONGness.

YES!! that one was insane! Either she was BSC to begin with, or the hormones and the pain made her make stupid decisions. Maybe a bit of both?

Im voting BSC! Especially if her DH had to question if she stole someones baby LMAO. OH and the actress was way cuter than the real girl ha-ha just thought I would throw that out there.

neferhathor · September 2010

LILBIT1221:
neferhathor:

LILBIT1221:
Did you guys see the one with the Blonde who thought she had cysts? And even after she had the baby she didnt tell anyone until her DH came home days later? And he didnt believe it was her baby until she showed him the "mess" in the bathroom she didnt clean up? I dont even know where to begin with that WRONGness.
YES!! that one was insane! Either she was BSC to begin with, or the hormones and the pain made her make stupid decisions. Maybe a bit of both?
Im voting BSC! Especially if her DH had to question if she stole someones baby LMAO. OH and the actress was way cuter than the real girl ha-ha just thought I would throw that out there.

the actors usually are more attractive than the actual people! my favorite actor vs. person combo was a girl who had a really strong southern accent and had really bad grammar. the actress who played her had a hint of an accent and had excellent grammar. i think they try to "tone down the ugly" haha

JBrianne · September 2010

I don't care how they try to explain this stuff, some of it has GOT to be made up. Seriously.

Although I knew a lady who didn't know IRL... but how can there be THAT MANY people?!

I agree with the giving hope part

libby283 · September 2010

How do you miss delivering a baby in your pants? Frankly, how do you miss being pregnant and end up delivering a full term baby. I call made up. I know I certainly could not have hidden this pregnancy at all.

nadinethequeen01 · September 2010

that show baffles me every time i watch it. i look like im smuggling a watermelon.. how do people seriously NOT know they are pregnant?? lol

xche · September 2010

I've been watching this show a lot lately.. and I can't believe how stupid people are!

The best part was the look on that lady's face when the nurse told her she had a baby in her pants *que huge eyes*

*KC*luvs*RJ* · September 2010

"She had literally just had a baby, in her pants!"

Best. Episode. Ever.

duncanpowers · September 2010

neferhathor:
LILBIT1221:
neferhathor:

LILBIT1221:
Did you guys see the one with the Blonde who thought she had cysts? And even after she had the baby she didnt tell anyone until her DH came home days later? And he didnt believe it was her baby until she showed him the "mess" in the bathroom she didnt clean up? I dont even know where to begin with that WRONGness.
YES!! that one was insane! Either she was BSC to begin with, or the hormones and the pain made her make stupid decisions. Maybe a bit of both?
Im voting BSC! Especially if her DH had to question if she stole someones baby LMAO. OH and the actress was way cuter than the real girl ha-ha just thought I would throw that out there.
the actors usually are more attractive than the actual people! my favorite actor vs. person combo was a girl who had a really strong southern accent and had really bad grammar. the actress who played her had a hint of an accent and had excellent grammar. i think they try to "tone down the ugly" haha

Oh that is my favorite part, how they find someone just slightly more attractive to play the person, then they cut back to the real person and you're like... Damn, maybe I do understand how they didn't know. Today it seemed like an inordinate amount of denial with the symptoms vs a typical day where they claim to have no symptoms and no gain. Today was like, "So I threw up for weeks, then had cravings, then gained 15 pounds and was tired and swelling, but I still blew it off." OK then. That's more willful denial than innocence.

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