Saturday morning, I got up to pee around 3 am. About 10 minutes later, I had a horrible allergy attack, so I went back to the bathroom to get some toilet paper for my nose. Just as I walk in the bathroom, I had a huge sneeze which resulted in (you guessed it), me peeing all over the bathroom floor.
The body amazes me. I thought I had emptied my bladder fully while peeing on the toilet. Guess not! The best part is I'm telling my mom this story on Sunday and my adorable niece overhears me and says to my brother, "Dad! Auntie Lisa pees on the floor like our puppy."
Happy Monday!
Re: In case you ladies need a laugh...
You gotta love kids -- they're so damn honest!