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My hand falls asleep when I wipe my @ss.

MassageMomma2010MassageMomma2010
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Not sure if it's from the swelling or maybe carpal tunnel syndrome. It's so counter-productive.
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  • HyfagalHyfagal member

    It's time to invest in a wiping stick. They help prevent wrist fatigue.

    ETA: I apologize it's a freedom wand.

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  • LitchfieldMomLitchfieldMom
    Its not funny but seriously I just read the subject title and laughed real hard !! Call your doctor on that one lol !
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  • MassageMomma2010MassageMomma2010
    It is funny and annoying. #2, think I'm done, wipe, hand's asleep, ooops wait, little more, wipe, hand's asleep, so on and so forth. *sigh*
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  • Mrslove78Mrslove78 member
    lol, thats funny!  But, yea, it's carpal tunnel.  I had it with my first.  Do you have one of those brace things?  I remember having it when DS was a infant, I'd give him a bottle, and my hand would fall asleep.
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  • LitchfieldMomLitchfieldMom

    imageDonnaAndJay:
    It is funny and annoying. #2, think I'm done, wipe, hand's asleep, ooops wait, little more, wipe, hand's asleep, so on and so forth. *sigh*

     

    My S/O doesnt understand why Im laughing ...He says it is obviously serious and I should be nicer ...Im sorry . I hope this goes away . ( IF this was happening to me , he would laugh and walk away as I talk .Clearly you rate higher then me lol )

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  • MassageMomma2010MassageMomma2010
    imageHyfagal:

    It's time to invest in a wiping stick. They help prevent wrist fatigue.

    ETA: I apologize it's a freedom wand.

    Bahahaha! Where can I register for one of those? Kidding!

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  • MassageMomma2010MassageMomma2010

    imageMrslove78:
    lol, thats funny!  But, yea, it's carpal tunnel.  I had it with my first.  Do you have one of those brace things?  I remember having it when DS was a infant, I'd give him a bottle, and my hand would fall asleep.

    It only seems to happen when I wipe. I hope it doesn't start creeping into non-fecal related activities. I do have a brace from when I sprained my wrist a while back, I wonder if that would help.

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  • MassageMomma2010MassageMomma2010
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    imageDonnaAndJay:
    Not sure if it's from the swelling or maybe carpal tunnel syndrome. It's so counter-productive.

    I should not laugh at your pain and suffering but I admit to LOLing 

    I encourage everyone to laugh at my expense. Ha Ha. I knew carpal tunnel could happen during pregnancy. I did not realize it would happen only when I wipe my @ss. Odd little condition I have developed. 

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  • Arielle27Arielle27 member
    My thighs, legs and feet fall asleep when I am on the toilet for more than a minute or so! Weird and annoying!

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  • JDOJDO member
    imageHyfagal:

    It's time to invest in a wiping stick. They help prevent wrist fatigue.

    ETA: I apologize it's a freedom wand.

    $58.95?!?!!?! 

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  • slharbi1slharbi1 member
    I have really bad Carpal Tunnel so bad that i couldn't take it anymore and I went and got a cortisone shot. OMG best thing I ever done. I can sleep and actaully wipe with ease now.
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  • Kitiara5512Kitiara5512 member
    imageHyfagal:

    It's time to invest in a wiping stick. They help prevent wrist fatigue.

    ETA: I apologize it's a freedom wand.

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  • CherryStarburstCherryStarburst member

    I thought you were going to say because your @ss is so big :P

    wiping would be a lot more fun if I could even see a tiny bit what I'm doing down there.

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  • dasaherdasaher member
    imageDonnaAndJay:
    imagemainerocks:

    imageDonnaAndJay:
    Not sure if it's from the swelling or maybe carpal tunnel syndrome. It's so counter-productive.

    I should not laugh at your pain and suffering but I admit to LOLing 

    I encourage everyone to laugh at my expense. Ha Ha. I knew carpal tunnel could happen during pregnancy. I did not realize it would happen only when I wipe my @ss. Odd little condition I have developed. 

    First, I am SO sorry that you're dealing with this!  But yeah, the part where it only happens when you wipe your @ss is freakin' hilarious!  (And I'm sure I could share a story or two, but I can't think of any right now that would remotely compare!)

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  • katlor9katlor9
    My left leg falls asleep when I'm sitting on the can.
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  • lesleslielesleslie
    imageHyfagal:

    It's time to invest in a wiping stick. They help prevent wrist fatigue.

    ETA: I apologize it's a freedom wand.

    hahaha and it's from the Boomer store. It's filled with gadgets for all the baby boomers!

    https://www.boomerstore.biz/lotion-applicator-swiveling-sponge.aspx

    https://www.boomerstore.biz/smokersapron.aspx

    hahaha

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  • juliedooleyjuliedooley member

    LOLOL....the writing on this site is awful...check out this line from the product description:

    <This toileting aid comes with its own carry bag, which is large enough to hold the Freedom Wand, sanity wipes and a small cleansing gel>

     

    I'd love to know what sanity wipes do (I know it's a typo from sanitary, but think of the possibilities...)

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