3rd Trimester

S/O Lame commercials that make you wanna poke your eyes out

(was that descriptive enough Mrs J?)

Ok so it was a fleeting moment with a Snuggi that brought this up...but I thought it might be a fun way to unleash all our evilness on poor unsuspecting marketing reps who worked REALLY hard to annoy us THAT much....

That being said what commercial not only makes you go WTF but also makes you wanna sitck something sharp in a body part when it comes on?

image ok really does this make ANYONE wanna eat at Quiznos?

image This may be more of a local one...but anyone who knows it surely hates it!

Re: S/O Lame commercials that make you wanna poke your eyes out

  • Kia commercials.  All of the stuffed animals, including the sock monkey, and the hamsters dancing are ridiculous and creepy.  I HATE those commercials
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  • The Quizno's one freaks me the hell out! 
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  • I hate that Quiznos commericial. That little gerbils voice creeps me out!
  • I have to turn the radio off everytime one of those BudLight commercials comes on.  The one where the guy says fifty million things with the opposite word, like instead of smores, he says sless.  UGH!
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    Those new Burger King commercials advertising the new breakfast menu....men marching down the street singing.  It's long and obnoxious. 

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    ha-ha I kind of laugh at that one. its way less creepy than The King or the guy with little hands ::shudders::

  • There are a couple here for a local Suzuki dealership.  There have been several times over the last few months where I have seriously considered getting in my car, driving to Charlotte and slamming the b!tch's head under the hood of her precious Suzuki!



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  • I love the NFL sunday ticket commercials. They crack my shiit up.
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  • Definitely the Glade commercials! The ones with the stay at home wife who does yoga, plays tennis and has her kitchen remodeled. Then the latest one has her coming home looking stressed! Tough day of doing nothing honey? Ugh I hate her!
  • I may or may not get flamed about it but I cringe and get extremely pissed everytime one of those damn Mormon commercials come on on the radio. WTF is that all about? For one I do NOT appreciate you trying to push your religion on me through some stupid f-ing radio commercial played a billion times a day BUT I can be ALL those thing you say YOU are and remain the religion I am. Christian. Thank you very much.

     I think it's awful when someone tries to shove religion on you and that's EXACTLY what that commercial is. They may as well have one for Satanism, Buddhism and any other religion or belief you can think of too since I'm just as offended.

    Everyone is entitled to their own beliefs, shoving it into my ears through a commercial that doesn't even really make sense is just redonkulous.

    FYI I am NOT bashing the Mormon religion. To each their own. But trying to push it onto others regardless of WHAT you are trying to push is just wrong.

  • Ohh I just thought of one. Those new U Tampon Commercials where they talk shiit on regular Tampon Commercials...I think their lame. Also the
    birth control commercial "Monday, Tuesday...etc"
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    The Pillow Pets commercial is annoying too. I always get that stupid song stuck in my head afterwards.

    "It's a pillow. It's a pet. It's a pillow pet!"

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    I tried to find a PIP of Bob & Grace Dance...only a Floridian could understand what a tramp that little girl is going to grow up to be... Grace Dance...the one EVERYBODY rides.... NFT

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    imageflgirl79:

    The Pillow Pets commercial is annoying too. I always get that stupid song stuck in my head afterwards.

    "It's a pillow. It's a pet. It's a pillow pet!"

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    I tried to find a PIP of Bob & Grace Dance...only a Floridian could understand what a tramp that little girl is going to grow up to be... Grace Dance...the one EVERYBODY rides.... NFT

     

    What is this Bob &Grace Dance you speak of? I am a Floridian and not familiar but it sounds like a good one.

  • This doesn't really make me want to poke my eyes out I just can't believe its really on television. If you haven't seen it, It is a MUST SEE  - about dirty balls. 

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  • imagebisabelm:
    imageLILBIT1221:
    imageflgirl79:

    The Pillow Pets commercial is annoying too. I always get that stupid song stuck in my head afterwards.

    "It's a pillow. It's a pet. It's a pillow pet!"

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    I tried to find a PIP of Bob & Grace Dance...only a Floridian could understand what a tramp that little girl is going to grow up to be... Grace Dance...the one EVERYBODY rides.... NFT

     

    What is this Bob &Grace Dance you speak of? I am a Floridian and not familiar but it sounds like a good one.

    Bob Dance Kia....the creepy old guy with his like 9yr old daughter...

    BOB DANCE WHERE EVERYBODY RIDES!

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  • imageLILBIT1221:
    imageflgirl79:

    The Pillow Pets commercial is annoying too. I always get that stupid song stuck in my head afterwards.

    "It's a pillow. It's a pet. It's a pillow pet!"

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    I tried to find a PIP of Bob & Grace Dance...only a Floridian could understand what a tramp that little girl is going to grow up to be... Grace Dance...the one EVERYBODY rides.... NFT

    Girl my fiance ALWAYS says the same thing...she is going to get so picked on in High School! hahaha I find this commercial so annoying because she is not cute and he needs to take her off of his commercials ASAP!!!

  • I HATE that new cell phone commerical where the woman is literally pushing and texting at the same time... she doesn't even stop when they say, "it's a boy!"  uggghh!!!
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    The Tom Brady ad for Comcast or Direct TV or whatever. Beiber haircut plus atrocious acting = utter awfulness.

    The Gillette ads where the guys keep getting hit in the face but then it turns to water? WTF is that supposed to even mean? Especially the guy getting hit in the face with a stick. Indifferent

    I'm from Boston and I hate TOM BRADY.  I'm with you.

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  • All of the Red Robin commercials! I hate them. There's one where police are looking for a criminal and he yells "Red Robin.." and the criminal comes up from under the street and yells "YUM" so they find him... No that does not happen. Haha, all of their commercials are obnoxious and really makes me avoid eating there.
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  • I hate the sunggie commercial's . They are all dancing and singing to the Macarena . It makes me want to throw my TV. 

    We also have a lawyer commercial that has this creepy looking guy on it .  

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  • I have to agree as a Floridian that Bob Dance could be the worst, along with appliance direct. But how about the 30 billion David Maus and his shiity "whatever it takes" with his two hands pointing crap. ugh
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  • imageLILBIT1221:

    (was that descriptive enough Mrs J?)

    Ok so it was a fleeting moment with a Snuggi that brought this up...but I thought it might be a fun way to unleash all our evilness on poor unsuspecting marketing reps who worked REALLY hard to annoy us THAT much....

    That being said what commercial not only makes you go WTF but also makes you wanna sitck something sharp in a body part when it comes on?

    image ok really does this make ANYONE wanna eat at Quiznos?

    image This may be more of a local one...but anyone who knows it surely hates it!

    I effing HATE appliance direct!!! They are even taking over the radio!

    This is one that drives me crazy too because they play it OVER AND OVER...

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  • Anything with the Burger King King in it.

    The stupid commercials for the fibromialgia pain meds.... or meds for anything that has been exaggerated to be a new disease or condition on its own. Like PAD (peripheral artery disease - if you have poor circulation in your arms and legs, you may have poor circulation in your heart - DUH!!!)

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  • imageGeback723:
    imageLILBIT1221:

    (was that descriptive enough Mrs J?)

    Ok so it was a fleeting moment with a Snuggi that brought this up...but I thought it might be a fun way to unleash all our evilness on poor unsuspecting marketing reps who worked REALLY hard to annoy us THAT much....

    That being said what commercial not only makes you go WTF but also makes you wanna sitck something sharp in a body part when it comes on?

    image ok really does this make ANYONE wanna eat at Quiznos?

    image This may be more of a local one...but anyone who knows it surely hates it!

    I effing HATE appliance direct!!! They are even taking over the radio!

    This is one that drives me crazy too because they play it OVER AND OVER...

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    oh yeah, you know what annoys me about THIS commercial? CLEARLY the baby is supposed to be a boy but dont they use a gril name like Trish or something in it?

  • imageuluvfranke:
    I have to agree as a Floridian that Bob Dance could be the worst, along with appliance direct. But how about the 30 billion David Maus and his shiity "whatever it takes" with his two hands pointing crap. ugh

    yep David Maus IS pretty effing annoying as well.

    Its like "What has two thumbs and like Blow Jobs"

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  • imagebisabelm:
    imageLILBIT1221:
    imageflgirl79:

    The Pillow Pets commercial is annoying too. I always get that stupid song stuck in my head afterwards.

    "It's a pillow. It's a pet. It's a pillow pet!"

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    I tried to find a PIP of Bob & Grace Dance...only a Floridian could understand what a tramp that little girl is going to grow up to be... Grace Dance...the one EVERYBODY rides.... NFT

     

    What is this Bob &Grace Dance you speak of? I am a Floridian and not familiar but it sounds like a good one.

     

    THIS is Bob Dance and Grace...and don't count out Skippy, their beagle that they always have sitting on the damn hood of the brand new cars!..excuse me, can i get the new car that skippy effed up with his claws please?..Confused

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  • imageNicoleCaley:

    I may or may not get flamed about it but I cringe and get extremely pissed everytime one of those damn Mormon commercials come on on the radio. WTF is that all about? For one I do NOT appreciate you trying to push your religion on me through some stupid f-ing radio commercial played a billion times a day BUT I can be ALL those thing you say YOU are and remain the religion I am. Christian. Thank you very much.

    Mormons are Christian. But I get what you're saying. 

    I hate ALL the commercials they play during day time tv. It's like they assume that if you're at home during the day you need a pay day loan, bankruptcy lawyers or community college. Not everyone home during the day is an unemployed loser!  


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  • imageLILBIT1221:
    imagebisabelm:
    imageLILBIT1221:
    imageflgirl79:

    The Pillow Pets commercial is annoying too. I always get that stupid song stuck in my head afterwards.

    "It's a pillow. It's a pet. It's a pillow pet!"

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    I tried to find a PIP of Bob & Grace Dance...only a Floridian could understand what a tramp that little girl is going to grow up to be... Grace Dance...the one EVERYBODY rides.... NFT

     

    What is this Bob &Grace Dance you speak of? I am a Floridian and not familiar but it sounds like a good one.

    Bob Dance Kia....the creepy old guy with his like 9yr old daughter...

    BOB DANCE WHERE EVERYBODY RIDES!

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    Aaahh I see. Looks special. I am a bit further south in Boca Raton. We just get super awesome tanning salon and cosmetic surgery commericials.

  • OK Speaking of the appliance direct commercials, can anyone tell me why the fvck this lady wears a knee brace in every commercial?  Is she playing the sympathy card?  Why wouldn't she remove it during filming?  Is she still strutting around in it these days?

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  • Finally someone else agrees with me that David Maus is ANNOYING!!! Why does he have so many commercials?!?!? And that stupid finger pointing thing is ridiculous!!

  • Other one that used to REALLY bug me: Family Auto-mart

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  • imagekehgirl:

    OK Speaking of the appliance direct commercials, can anyone tell me why the fvck this lady wears a knee brace in every commercial?  Is she playing the sympathy card?  Why wouldn't she remove it during filming?  Is she still strutting around in it these days?

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    it goes well with the disgusting green outfit that she NEVER takes off...I heard that her and the guy are actually married? I wonder... GROSS

  • There is the one yogurt commercial where this woman goes into a tailor to get her clothes altered and starts talking about all the cheesecake, boston cream pie and cake she is eating and needs her clothes taken in.  She never mentions she is eating dessert flavored yogurt, and the tailor thinks she misunderstood and assumes she really needs her clothes taken out.  The lady then gives her an attitude about having the clothes taken in.  I don't know why this commercial grates my nerves, I suppose I feel for people in service positions and of course the  tailor isn't a mind reader and has no idea the lady is eating yogurt. 

  • imagerochella:
    imageGeback723:

    This is one that drives me crazy too because they play it OVER AND OVER...

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    THIS is my least favorite commercial.  First of all, I remember that commercial from a year ago, and the baby is CLEARLY a boy, and they changed it to be a girl and dubbed a new voice over it.  WTF?!

     

    Also, the Nationwide commercial where the girl is driving and dancing to "you can see it in his swagger" and the mom is just like, "oh."

    My mom would have been screaming at me to pay attention to the road, to turn off the radio, and to stop playing with my hair or I'd lose my driving privileges. 

     

    Also.... I may get flamed.... all the Progressive commercials with Flo.  I don't think she's that funny. 

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  • imageLILBIT1221:
    imagekehgirl:

    OK Speaking of the appliance direct commercials, can anyone tell me why the fvck this lady wears a knee brace in every commercial?  Is she playing the sympathy card?  Why wouldn't she remove it during filming?  Is she still strutting around in it these days?

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    it goes well with the disgusting green outfit that she NEVER takes off...I heard that her and the guy are actually married? I wonder... GROSS

    She needs a makeover... badly.

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  • imagerick&candice:
    imageNicoleCaley:

    I may or may not get flamed about it but I cringe and get extremely pissed everytime one of those damn Mormon commercials come on on the radio. WTF is that all about? For one I do NOT appreciate you trying to push your religion on me through some stupid f-ing radio commercial played a billion times a day BUT I can be ALL those thing you say YOU are and remain the religion I am. Christian. Thank you very much.

    Mormons are Christian. But I get what you're saying. 

    I hate ALL the commercials they play during day time tv. It's like they assume that if you're at home during the day you need a pay day loan, bankruptcy lawyers or community college. Not everyone home during the day is an unemployed loser!  

    Ahem...I'm one of these "unemployed losers" you're talking about..lol. Haven't been able to find a job since spring. I happened to need a pay day loan, bankruptcy lawyers, AND a community college......... BAAAhaha kidding.
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    imagerick&candice:
    imageNicoleCaley:

    I may or may not get flamed about it but I cringe and get extremely pissed everytime one of those damn Mormon commercials come on on the radio. WTF is that all about? For one I do NOT appreciate you trying to push your religion on me through some stupid f-ing radio commercial played a billion times a day BUT I can be ALL those thing you say YOU are and remain the religion I am. Christian. Thank you very much.

    Mormons are Christian. But I get what you're saying. 

    I hate ALL the commercials they play during day time tv. It's like they assume that if you're at home during the day you need a pay day loan, bankruptcy lawyers or community college. Not everyone home during the day is an unemployed loser!  

    Ahem...I'm one of these "unemployed losers" you're talking about..lol. Haven't been able to find a job since spring. I happened to need a pay day loan, bankruptcy lawyers, AND a community college......... BAAAhaha kidding.

     

    Well if we're going to get technical about it - I'm an unemployed loser too. I was laid off early in my pregnancy. I'm just starting my SAHM gig early. But still!  


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