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When my baby poos...

Mrs.JohnsMrs.Johns member
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Do I have to, like, change her, like, every time? Or can I, like, skip one?

SERIOUSLY WTF is with everyone today. You are having a kid. Time to take responsibility. Take your damn vitamins (or a Flinstone) and wash their damn clothes. It's really not THAT much work considering what you are about to have to do for the next 18 years. Really.

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  • J+MSJ+MS member

    You mean I can't train Izzie to just go outside with the dogs??

     

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    I was drinking a slush from sonic and I think I snorted ice into my sinus passage after this.

    But really, no need to change every time, Just wait til you can see the color thru the diaper or it starts to get on the clothing, then remove. And you dont have to wipe until right before you give them their weekly bath. No point really since they are just gonna get dirty again!

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  • Mrs.JohnsMrs.Johns member
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    You mean I can't train Izzie to just go outside with the dogs??

     

    I am considering litter training so I can't see why not.

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  • insertclevernameinsertclevername member

    Yeah there is alot of whiny "I don't wanna " posts lately. 

    Do people not realize that when you choose to get pregnant or not prevent yourself from getting pregnant you may in fact get pregnant.  While pregnant it is the persons responsibility to care for their unborn child.  Then you may in fact have a child and then have the responsibility to care for that child?  I didn't think it was rocket science but apparently to some people it is.

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  • CinemaGoddessCinemaGoddess member
    Whatever.  I totally plan on letting the girls CIO by week 2. 

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  • J+MSJ+MS member
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    You mean I can't train Izzie to just go outside with the dogs??

     

    I am considering litter training so I can't see why not.

    hmmm...that's still too much work...you act like I'm going to be a parent or something...

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  • Mrs.JohnsMrs.Johns member
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    You mean I can't train Izzie to just go outside with the dogs??

     

    I am considering litter training so I can't see why not.

    hmmm...that's still too much work...you act like I'm going to be a parent or something...

    Yeah, you would still have to scoop it. I guess the yard is the best option. Better yet, train her to go in the neighbor's yard so you won't even have to step in it.

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  • Mrs.JohnsMrs.Johns member

    imagelissasue3:
    Not really sure why you're surprised by the stupidity, MrsJ. 

    I know. I guess I have my stupidity guard down today.

    I'm so happy you have been back! :)

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  • bisabelmbisabelm member

    I have a friend who doesn't put diapers on her newborn because (and I quote) "he prefers to sleep naked". She puts him on a puppy pad so the sheets don't get dirty. True Story.

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    imageMrs.Johns:
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    imageJ+MS:

    You mean I can't train Izzie to just go outside with the dogs??

     

    I am considering litter training so I can't see why not.

    hmmm...that's still too much work...you act like I'm going to be a parent or something...

    Yeah, you would still have to scoop it. I guess the yard is the best option. Better yet, train her to go in the neighbor's yard so you won't even have to step in it.

    You are genius. Time to invest in baby treats...or can I just use the same ones that I give the dogs?

    "Seriously, mommy forum people are some crazy ass bitches." New Year New You
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  • J+MSJ+MS member
    imageMrs.Johns:
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    imageMrs.Johns:
    imageJ+MS:

    You mean I can't train Izzie to just go outside with the dogs??

     

    I am considering litter training so I can't see why not.

    hmmm...that's still too much work...you act like I'm going to be a parent or something...

    Yeah, you would still have to scoop it. I guess the yard is the best option. Better yet, train her to go in the neighbor's yard so you won't even have to step in it.

    You are genius. Time to invest in baby treats...or can I just use the same ones that I give the dogs?

    "Seriously, mommy forum people are some crazy ass bitches." New Year New You
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  • Mrs.JohnsMrs.Johns member
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    No. You guys just don't understand, do you.

    THESE BABIES WILL CRY. A LOT. And you will want to let them cry it out. Look to your left. Look to your right. ONE of you will mess up horribly, and we'll all be here to flame you for it.

    Trust me. You'll understand once you're a mother.

    Muahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Mrs.JohnsMrs.Johns member
    imagebisabelm:

    I have a friend who doesn't put diapers on her newborn because (and I quote) "he prefers to sleep naked". She puts him on a puppy pad so the sheets don't get dirty. True Story.

    Oh my. Indifferent

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    imagebisabelm:

    I have a friend who doesn't put diapers on her newborn because (and I quote) "he prefers to sleep naked". She puts him on a puppy pad so the sheets don't get dirty. True Story.

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  • CinemaGoddessCinemaGoddess member
    imageMrs.Bones:

    No. You guys just don't understand, do you.

    THESE BABIES WILL CRY. A LOT. And you will want to let them cry it out. Look to your left. Look to your right. ONE of you will mess up horribly, and we'll all be here to flame you for it.

    Trust me. You'll understand once you're a mother.

    YWIA.

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  • Mrs.JohnsMrs.Johns member
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    imageMrs.Bones:

    No. You guys just don't understand, do you.

    THESE BABIES WILL CRY. A LOT. And you will want to let them cry it out. Look to your left. Look to your right. ONE of you will mess up horribly, and we'll all be here to flame you for it.

    Trust me. You'll understand once you're a mother.

    YWIA.

    Yeah, Mrs.B., you left that part out.

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  • lilmgirllilmgirl member
    You mean I actually have to buy a new furnace and not just stick Chewy in Kamikaze's crib to keep him warm this winter?
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  • LW2410LW2410

    imagecinema_goddess:
    Whatever.  I totally plan on letting the girls CIO by week 2. 

    Lame. Day two for us, baby. First day back from the hospital.

    By that point, your girls should be playing patty-cake or chess with each other. They'll keep themselves entertained.

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  • JenM9JenM9
    imagebisabelm:

    I have a friend who doesn't put diapers on her newborn because (and I quote) "he prefers to sleep naked". She puts him on a puppy pad so the sheets don't get dirty. True Story.

    Wow... 

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  • LILBIT1221LILBIT1221 member
    imageMrs.Bones:

    No. You guys just don't understand, do you.

    THESE BABIES WILL CRY. A LOT. And you will want to let them cry it out. Look to your left. Look to your right. ONE of you will mess up horribly, and we'll all be here to flame you for it.

    Trust me. You'll understand once you're a mother.

    Yes FTW! here have this....Beer

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  • sjstricklandsjstrickland
    imagebisabelm:

    I have a friend who doesn't put diapers on her newborn because (and I quote) "he prefers to sleep naked". She puts him on a puppy pad so the sheets don't get dirty. True Story.

    OMG! That has to be the laziest thing I have ever heard!!

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    I love this post!
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