A couple of weeks ago I posted how my cousin who was only 34 weeks with her second child was doing stupid random things to induce labor (walking 4 miles at a time, eating weird fruit, squats ect) and at the same time annoying the crap out of me (first child) and my sister (no children) about how she was feeling and asking us what contractions feel like. Well she has had her DD and we thought the irritation was over. NOPE! Here are her last three texts to me and my sister.
-Bay (2yrs) just asked me if she could suck on my boobie like her baby sister does! ![]()
-We received a picture with just the face of her baby....and her nipple....she was snapping pictures while breastfeeding and thought this particular one was oh so cute!
-Woo hoo! I just pumped my left boobie and got two ounces from one boobie!!! I wonder how much I'll get from the right?! Lets see!! (still waiting on this update)
This chick has no modesty AT ALL! ::sigh::
Re: The annoying cousin saga continues....
Wow... Just Wow...
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Ooohh! This is a good one!
hahahaha!!!!
I vote for this one.
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She might give me the side eye on this one...DH is deployed