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Under.the.RoseUnder.the.Rose member
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I think I totally fried the old lady salesperson's brain yesterday when I walked into the baby store. Here's how the conversation went:

Old lady: When are you due?

Me: October 24th... but baby could come any day now I guess.

Old lady: I don't know about that, you're still carrying very high.

Me: Actually, the baby has dropped and is very low.

Old lady: Oh. What are you having?

Me (before she could spit out her guess): It's a boy. 

Old lady: Oh. (I could just see she was short-circuiting because apparently carrying high = girl for some stupid reason.)

Awkward silence.

Old lady: Well let me know if you need help with anything.

 

haha Owned. Stupid OWT's... Nice try though, lady.

 

 


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  • hewinkedhewinked
    Hehehe, nice.  A lady told me because I was "bulging" that I must be having a boy.  When she guessed that and told me why she thought I was having a boy, I was like actually, I was this big with my daughter, too.  She had her eyes bugged out the whole time at my hugeness while we had this stupid conversation. 
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  • kehgirlkehgirl member

    .. Must have been one of those "You had to be there" situations.

    (teasing)

    I had a security guard give the same carrying high/low shpeel.

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  • Under.the.RoseUnder.the.Rose member
    imagekehgirl:

    .. Must have been one of those "You had to be there" situations.

    (teasing)

    I had a security guard give the same carrying high/low shpeel.

    haha That's what my DH said when I relayed the story to him! I'm easily amused by these things right now :) 


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  • kehgirlkehgirl member
    imageUnder.the.Rose:
    imagekehgirl:

    .. Must have been one of those "You had to be there" situations.

    (teasing)

    I had a security guard give the same carrying high/low shpeel.

    haha That's what my DH said when I relayed the story to him! I'm easily amused by these things right now :) 

    HAHAH I do it to my BFF all the time.  She just smacks me :)

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  • Kitiara5512Kitiara5512 member
    I am still carrying high, I wonder if that means that all the ultrasounds imagined his penis.

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