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SarahTx5701
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uuugh. I hate pooping at work!!! (tmi)
SarahTx5701
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I work in an insanely small office.
thats the owner, his wife, and me.
Food is running through me today. I am thankful for the poop, as its a million times better than being back up. However, It embarrassing!!! I have to stand in there, wait for the water to go down to flush again (just to be safe), and spray the air freshener that screams "someone s shat it up in here!!!" and as soon as I walk out the wife walks in because guess what? she took laxatives today because she couldn't poo!!!!!!
UGH........I would love to be at home where I can enjoy my pooping in private. I get no satisfaction here.
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Re: uuugh. I hate pooping at work!!! (tmi)
Really? I'm tempted to go get a job, just so I can poop without an audience. The kids know how to jimmy the lock on bathroom door, so as soon as I try to poop, I have two kids and a cat trying to get a peek.
I feel your pain. Pregnancy has actually made me more regular than usual and I usually go 1-2 times a day. I would love it if my schedule allowed me to do my business at home, but I'm not so lucky!
I've worked out a schedule with the office, knowing when the bathroom is at it's busiest. It's worked pretty well so far. Our office is large, but everyone knows everyone so you're not getting away with anything in the bathroom. About 12:30 and between 2-3 is a good time
My husband thinks I'm crazy that I've mapped a schedule of my office bathroom, but honestly, guys don't care about stinking up a bathroom if other people are around. In fact, they'll sit around and brag. Women are totally different!
Wow, I don't miss the pooping in an office setting.
It's not much better when you work in a big office because you can never get privacy. And then you get the people who try to wait you out...ugh.
Sorry you didn't get much privacy but I'm jealous of all your pooping!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Omg ds stands there they entire time and goes "poo poo? poo poo? EEEWWW (pinching his nose, he learned this in daycare...ugh) . He then hands me toilet paper and tries to pull me off the toilet. I'm like "i'm not done yet son!!! sometimes mommy has to sit here, say thanks to your baby brother"...hahahaha"
THIS!!! Hey mom whatcha doing? are you going to the bathroom, are you peeing? Mom can I have a sandwich?
LMAO! I love it! My DS says "mommy did you go poo poo?!? What a BIG girl you are!!!" and claps for me!!!! Gotta love it!!!!
On another note, I have an office full of girls that go more often than I do, so I'm very lucky, because they're always stinking it up before me!!! LOL
Oh I feel your pain! I work in a small office too...just 3 of us, except that it is a docotor's office so there is also all the patients (most of whom are above the age of 65) and 1 bathroom....not with stalls, just one tiny little bathroom. It is guaranteed when you are finished someone is waiting right outside the door so I know there is no chance to "let it air" a bit before someone else goes in there.....
I never used to have this issue, but not ever since getting pregnant if I have to go (which I am happy about when it happens because the constipation is driving me mental) is always int he middle of my work day.....really intestines?? you couldn't decide to leave me with some facet of my dignity and let me do it in the comfort of my own home??....where my cat knows how to open the bathroom door and like to come and try to sit on my lap while I am on the toilet, but hey, at least I don't have to be embarrassed in front of my cat!
Lol. You ladies really are a hoot and such eloquent writers. I thoroughly enjoyed reading this post b/c I can sympathize with all. I work in a big office and surprisingly, the ladies room is often empty. Those times I feel so lucky, except for the fact that once I get into the big stall in the empty bathroom, I can't seem to go. Until 10 minutes later when the urge comes back. At this point, there is usually somebody walking in with me. So I just do #1 and leave. And then come back in ten minutes at which time there is somebody in there who wants to play the waiting game. Hey, I've got all day but the traffic always seems to pick up on this visit. Then there are those who like to put on make-up and stare at themselves in the mirror for like a half hour when they know darned well there is somebody waiting for them to get the heck out before my head blows off. Just so selfish and vain. Not to mention the receptionist must think I have a drug problem as often as I pass her on the way to the ladies room.
aaah KIDS!! Thats so funny!!
Good job mommy, what a BIG girl!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha!!!!
and to the poster above...that is so funny! I hate when people are waiting right after you! I always try to run and hide so at least I dont have to face them (if its a public place)
Here is something for you! Apparently it takes the poo smell away automatically. I think I am going to get some and put it in my Dh's Christmas stocking this year.
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